You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics** Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :) I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE COVER OH MY GOSH

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57. I literally just noticed how much this sucks

Lmao I just noticed that I haven't been on here in months, but I'm now on my summer break, so hopefully I'll be updating everything more often. 

 

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Daughter: Mom, can you tell me a bedtime story?

Me: Sure, let me tell you a story that has been passed down from generations to generations. 

Me: It's the summer of 2001 and Joe meets Patrick and he's like, 'yo, I know about music' 

 

 

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE 3 F's

Fall Out Boy

Feminism

French Fries

 

 

sometimes I look at high quality pictures of Frank Iero and I can see where the holes where his piercings used to go and then I remember the holes in my heart.

 

 

All these fuckboys, who is the fuckfather? 

Brendon Urie

 

 

[whispers in Patrick Stump voice] 

wanna buy a cardigan?

[opens cardigan t reveal more cardigans]

 

 

Patrick Stump is 5'4

Frank Iero is 5'6

Pete Wentz is 5'7

Billie Joe Armstrong is 5'7

Brendon Urie is 5'9

Gerard Way is 5'9

Joe Trohman is 5'9

Mike Dirnt is 5'1

Ryan Ross is gay

Ray Toro is 6'1

Mark Hoppus is 6'2

Tom DeLonge is 6'4

 

 

 

I love fob album save rick and roll

yeah, I love that one song 'never gonna give you up'

I just absolutely adore their new song 'uma thermostat' 

 

 

I'm waiting for the day when Tyler Joseph has a kid, makes him sit at a drum set, and tweets a picture of it to Josh saying 'You're out of the band' 

 

 

I love how on the internet I'm like "YES I AM 100% EMO TRASH I BLEED FALL OUT BOY" but if someone in real life calls me emo I'm like "WHAT?? NO I AM NOT EMO?? IS THAT SOME TYPE OF SOUP??"

 

 

The signs while listening to music

Straight faced: Gemini, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius

head bobbing while mouthing the words/singing quietly: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Pisces, Libra

Full Out Performance, Scorpio, Sagittarius, CAPRICORN

 

 

so you know how Frank Iero's killjoy name is Fun Ghoul, right? My friend was being and Italian asshole and said 'fungul', which is pronounced 'fun ghoul'. It means 'fuck off', so when you think about it, Frank's killjoy name is 'fuck off' and that's beautiful. 

 

 

yeah, I love the mcr guys' new solo careers! Electric Century, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, and [looks at smudged writing on hand] French Onion and the Constellation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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