You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics** Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :) I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE COVER OH MY GOSH

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49. HAPPPY TURKEY DAY

Pluto is smaller than Russia, why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT'S PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

AND THAT MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

OR Forgotten

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so a fan met Michael Last week and she asked him why he isn't getting his eyebrow pierced again and he said that he really wants snake bites

snake bites

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok but Ashton would get overly excited about the holidays so the day after Halloween you'd wake up and realize he wasn't in bed so you'd get up and in the middle of the living room is this huge Christmas tree and Ashton is on a ladder trying to put lights on it and he sees you and is like "babe look at this tree I bought it, it's a n ice tree." and you're just like "babe Christmas isn't until two months." and he just slowly climbs down the ladder and looks you in the eyes and whispers "everyday is Christmas"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

imagine being Luke's girlfriend and you tease him by booping his nose and he does that thing when he scrunches his nose and then he giggles noPE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

boys: *accidentally touches hands* NO HOMO BRO

girls: *lifts up shirt* look how cute my bra is

[sorry if that offended anyone :)]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sometimes I forget how tall Michael is and then I see a photo and start screaMING

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5Sos car ride probably

Luke: I wanna drive!

Calum: I call shotgun

Ash: *gets in backseat*

Luke: *starts driving*

Ash: lucas SLOW DOWN

Ash: sloWN DOWn

Ash: turn the RADIO DOWN

Ash: USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

Ash: DRIVE DEFENSIVELY

Ash: brakes luke BRAKES brAKEs

Ash: WHY DID  I LET YOU DRIVE

Luke:

Calum:

Michael:

Luke:

Calum: can we leave the driveway now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I don't like Calum Hood."

Unfollowed blocked unfriended on facebook and uninvited to my teen beach movie themed birthday party and my moms calling your mom

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when I meet Ashton, I'm going to look him dead in the eyes and say "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" and as he gets flustered and confused I pull up my shirt a little to reveal the scar from getting my appendix out, because now we are surgery buddies for life

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