55. 'Eyeliner Core'
band names in the past tense:
fell out boy
panicked! at the disco
my chemical romance
Interviewer: Did you go to clown college for this or?
Gerard: I went to art school
Frank (in the background): that'e the same thing
be careful washing dishes in the [drops two plates] dark dark
Friend: How long does it take you to fall in love?
Me: a few music videos i guess
I hope you fall in love with a man who has good music taste and a jaw line stronger than your wifi connection
Did you mean Frank Iero?
[Writing holiday cards in class]
Teacher: write to someone special
Me: Dear Pete Wentz
One time my friend met Gerard Way and he turned around really quickly and elbowed her in the nose and it started bleeding really bad and it hurt so much and she started crying and he freaked out really bad like he started screaming "OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT WHAT IF I BROKE IT OH MY GOD DO YOU NEED A TISSUE PLEASE STOP BLEEDING" and that's how my friend caused Gerard Way to have a nervous breakdown.
if my friends don't dramatically perform I Write Sins Not Tragedies at my wedding during the vows then my wedding is officially cancelled until I get better friends
Teacher: Here's the assignment, I want you to do it now
Me: and do it loud
Teacher: Oh god no
Me: *stands up slowly and thrusts fist in air* KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE
Class harmony: NA NA NA NA NA NA