You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics** Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :) I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE COVER OH MY GOSH

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55. 'Eyeliner Core'

band names in the past tense:

fell out boy

panicked! at the disco

paramored

blinked 182

my chemical romance 

 

 

Interviewer: Did you go to clown college for this or?

Gerard: I went to art school

Frank (in the background): that'e the same thing

 

 

 

be careful washing dishes in the [drops two plates] dark dark

 

 

 

Friend: How long does it take you to fall in love? 

Me: a few music videos i guess

 

 

 

I hope you fall in love with a man who has good music taste and a jaw line stronger than your wifi connection 

Did you mean Frank Iero?

 

 

 

[Writing holiday cards in class] 

Teacher: write to someone special

Me: Dear Pete Wentz

 

 

 

One time my friend met Gerard Way and he turned around really quickly and elbowed her in the nose and it started bleeding really bad and it hurt so much and she started crying and he freaked out really bad like he started screaming "OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT WHAT IF I BROKE IT OH MY GOD DO YOU NEED A TISSUE PLEASE STOP BLEEDING" and that's how my friend caused Gerard Way to have a nervous breakdown. 

 

 

 

if my friends don't dramatically perform I Write Sins Not Tragedies at my wedding during the vows then my wedding is officially cancelled until I get better friends

 

 

 

Teacher: Here's the assignment, I want you to do it now

Me: and do it loud

Teacher: Oh god no

Me: *stands up slowly and thrusts fist in air* KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE

Class harmony:  NA NA NA NA NA NA 

 

 

 

 

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