1. A word before we begin
My name is Catticus Finch. Of course that is not my real name, its a cat pun, but for the sake of this we are all going to assume that my name is Catticus Finch and I am no more than a cat who for some reasons has human experiences and the ability to type words on a computer and form coherent sentences. I hope you find my perpetual misfortunes and mishaps even vaguely amusing. I expect no one will actually ever find themselves reading this so I don't really have anything to worry myself about.
Well, if in the unlikely event you do find yourself reading this, welcome. Welcome to my world of sarcasm and frustration. Enjoy.