1. Author's Note
I know I make a big show of these, but this will be a short one.
I didn't really try with this and I'm not trying to diminish my work by saying that. I'm not happy with it or with the effort I made to write it... I don't know, I just hope it's not a complete waste of your time and you actually do enjoy reading it. Though that can hardly be sincere when there's clearly an extreme lack of... of just effort to make you enjoy this. I wanted to put in so much and I know a lot about history. Hell, I'm practically History's *for the sake of the kids* she-dog.
It just wouldn't come, guys.
It's probably just a phase. I hope it is. But I feel like I'm losing my touch...
You know what? I'mma stop. I feel like one of those Facebook selfie-whores - fishing for compliments. Please don't do any of that unless you mean it.
So... yeah, thanks and, well... sorry, I guess.