Instantly you are re-directed to a new tab. It is bright and colourful, bursting with large words and crazy fonts. There is so much to look out, for a second your eyes go funny. Then they straighten themselves out and you look around.
MAKE A PROFILE TO GET TALKING!
Should you make a profile? Your mouse hovers over the red ‘X’ in the corner of the screen. Maybe you should just get off of this site.
PLEASE TYPE YOUR USERNAME.
What the? All of a sudden your computer screen has changed to the section where you make a profile. Did it know you were about to click off? You shake your head to get rid of the strange thoughts. Well, your own the make your own profile section, why not do what it says?
PLEASE ENTER YOUR AGE (YOU MUST BE 13).
Your 14. That means you’re able to join up!
PLEASE CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE.
You are faced with three pictures. One of a lone guitar pick, one of a petal falling off a flower and one of a cat. All of them don’t look appealing, so you select the cat picture. Why not? You kind of like cats.
PLEASE WRITE A BIO FOR YOUR PROFILE.
Bio. Bio? Oh, right, a biography. You don’t really want to reveal a lot about yourself. All you simply type is:
ALL DONE? CLICK ‘GO’ TO START TALKING!
You move your mouse over the ‘GO’ button. It is bright red. Red? You think about this. Is that some kind of warning? Usually they are green, or most of the buttons you’ve seen are green. Letting the thought slide, you click the button.