It's sort of your diary, your stalk diary.
You're a crazed fan that stalks him on social media.
It had been exactly four hours since Ashton had last posted anything on his Instagram or Twitter. Your were becoming antsy. It was the worst feeling you've ever felt, and it left you craving more of him.
12: 08:38 A.M.
Ashton just posted a picture of some sandwich he was going to eat.
He captioned it
"Bout' to eat the best sandwich ever"
In which I replied, "How's that sandwich Ashton? Is good ? Do you like the sandwich? DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY? HMMM? DOES THE SANDWICH MAKE YOU HAPPY? DO YOU LOVE THE SANDWICH MORE THAN ME? Haha. That's silly, of course you don't love a sandwich more than me. Well, g2g Ashy poo. LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOULL EVER KNOW. Love, your secret babe.
oh Ashton, you and your sandwich fetish. Hah? Note to self: Ashton never mentioned a sandwich fetish, maybe that's why he didn't reply, or ever replies.
Well, I just posted a picture of that Wax figure I made of Ashton. He said, and I quote," Err, wow, that's, that's some real talent you got there."
life goal:Marry Ashton.
I'll post that later.
Well, hah, Ashton did the funniest thing today, haha. He might have blocked me on twitter, HAHA, funny right? Oh that Ashton, always playing hard to get.
I'm not allowed to tweet him :( or he won't see or something like that :((
Ashy cakes, when we're married we'll laugh at this.
Well, g2g make a new twitter account and refollow Ashton.
You'll never be able to keep me away Ashton. NEVER.
@(Y/T/N) : hey @Luke5SOS why haven't you followed me? :(
Am I not special enough? Do you think I'm ugly? WHY ARENT I PRETTY ENOUGH LUKE ?!? sigh.
I will be noticed by you one day Lucas, ILL BE NOTICED!!
@(Y/T/N): @Luke5SOS WHY HAVENT YOU TEXTED ME? Opps, sorry never gave you my number, do you want it? You do! Well, you're not getting It that easy, you'll need to TRY HARD. HAHA, get it "try hard".
You see, try hard is one of your song titles and haha it's a joke. Get it now?
Well, bye, it's time for lunch.
@(Y/T/N): @Luke5SOS, hey lukey, I have to tell you something Very, Very, Very important. I want you to go up to Harry, Harry Styles of course, and tell him to GET A DAMN HAIRCUT. you see luke, before I loved you I loved harry, and it pains me to see him fall so low ever since I haven't tried to reach out to him. SIGH. Tell him i still love him and that he can be your best man at our wedding if he gets it trimmed. That's what Lou's getting paid for, she might as well do it.
@(Y/T/N): @Luke5SOS You haven't responded to me. Why? I try to hard to get you to love me. WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME? I think I need time to think over this whole situation of you ignoring me because you're "famous"
I'm tired of being used. Bye😞😡.
@LizHemmings63:@(Y/T/N) Please leave my son alone. You make him uncomfortable and you scare him quite a bit.
@(Y/T/N): @LizHemmings63: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! LIZ HEMMINGS HAS MY TWITTER. LIZ, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR SON?!? WE'D MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES!
@LizHemmings63 has blocked you.
Soo, I don't have a twitter so, yeah, I have no idea how it works,
so I tried my best.
I only did 2 because I'm tired and lazy.
YAY. I don't think any of you are psychos, but hey, if you are more power to you.