"Master Weasley?" Squeaked the ever so familiar voice of Dobby the house elf.
"Yeah, umm what?" Ron yawned - he hadn't had much sleep last night because of the meeting in the trophy room. Ron had woken from his sleep to find Dobby with a tray or delicious food.
"Dobby has prepared a beautiful feast for you master."
"What's wrong sir?"
"Is this a prank Dobby?"
Ron looked at his food. It couldn't be that bad - could it? It was just a couple of doughnuts, oreos, chocolate apples and a drink. Anyway, Dobby would never lie to him.
Ron greedy took a huge bite out of an oreo. "DOBBY! WTF IS THAT?" He yelled as he spat the oreo out. "Master Weasley, that is mint chocolate oreos. New flavour, sir!"
Ron didn't believe Dobby. It had tasted more like toothpaste. "Fine, I need a drink now. I've got a horrible taste in my mouth." Ron carefully had a taste of his drink - he wasn't sure if it was really pumpkin juice or not. "Ketchup?" He moaned,"Dobby, really?"
Dobby looked offended. "Master doesn't believe Dobby, does he? Master won't believe Dobby if Dobby tells master truth! Winky the house elf was in charge of drinks! Even poor little Dobby thought she couldn't mess up there. But master won't believe Dobby! Dobby is offended! Bad Dobby, bad Dobby, bad Dobby!"
"Okay Dobby! Stop it! I believe you!"
Ron stared at the doughnut. He had two choices: Seriously offend Dobby and not eat what ever disgusting thing was in it, which would probably piss off Harry too. Or he could just eat it and tell Dobby he was stuffed.
Ron decided to eat it. He really didn't want to offend him. First bite - wasn't bad but Ron could taste a tiny bit of something that didn't belong in such a wonderful treat like a doughnut. Second bite - Ron nearly choked. Mayonnaise! Ron quickly finished the doughnut.
"Dobby, I'm stuffed."
"But master must try just one bite of the chocolate apple! For Dobby..."
Ron reluctantly took a bit out of the chocolate apple. It was disgusting. It wasn't apple it was onion! Ron tried his best to smile.
"Lovely Dobby, lovely..."
"Dobby will leave master now!"
Dobby skipped with the tray in his hands to the door.
"Oh Dobby nearly forgot! Here is a note!"
Ron stared at the note
Ha! Had a nice breakfast Weasley?
This is just a start to your horrible day :)
- Draco Malfoy
Ron had an idea - Draco wasn't going to get away with this...