5. 4 - The first victim
Malfoy went back to the slytherin common room. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville were making there way back to the Griffindor common room. Neville had other ideas.
"I'm just going to the bathroom, good night guys," squeaked Neville. "Good night Neville," they whispered.
Once they were out of sight Neville crept down into the kitchen. A house-elf came up to him. "What may we do for you, good sir? A midnight feast perhaps?" Neville shook his head.
"I need hot sauce and vodka."
"Of course sir."
Normal people may have questioned giving a teenager vodka, but the house elves found it better just to leave things be, plus they knew Neville was a good student, he couldn't be doing anything too serious with it.
Once the house elves had handed him the stuff he headed back to the common room. He threw the stuff under his bed and set his alarm to 5:30. Right before Harry's alarm went off at 6.
At exactly 5:30 Neville woke up and filled a water bottle with vodka. That was part 1 done. He gently crept up to Harry and poured a couple of drops of hot sauce in his mouth.
Harry screamed. "NEVILLE!" He sat up and coughed. "Oh sorry Harry. I didn't think you'd scream at me," Neville muttered, "I will get you a drink of water."
Neville passed the vodka to Harry. Harry gulped it down quickly. He spat it out. "NEVILLE!" He screamed, "THAT IS VODKA YOU IDIOT!" By then the whole of the boys dormitory was awake and were laughing there heads off.
"You give up yet?"