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18. Drunk on a Plane Dierks Bentley

I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
 A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
 I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A
 I'm getting drunk on a plane

 I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
 Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
 Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
 I'm getting drunk on a plane

 Buyin' drinks for everybody
 But the pilot, it's a party
 Got this 737 rocking like a G6
 Stewardess is somethin' sexy
 Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
 Told her about my condition
 Got a little mile-high flight attention
 It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
 I'm up so high, I may never come down
 I'll try anything to drown out the pain
 They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

 We had this date marked on the calendar forever
 We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
 I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
 So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

 Buyin' drinks for everybody
 But the pilot, it's a party
 Got this 737 rocking like a G6
 Stewardess is somethin' sexy
 Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
 Told her about my condition
 Got a little mile-high flight attention
 It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
 I'm up so high, I may never come down
 I'll try anything to drown out the pain
 They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

 On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
 So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
 And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

 Buyin' drinks for everybody
 But the pilot, it's a party
 Got this 737 rocking like a G6
 Stewardess is somethin' sexy
 Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
 Told her about my condition
 Got a little mile-high flight attention
 It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
 I'm up so high, I may never come down
 I'll try anything to drown out the pain
 They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

 I'm getting drunk on a plane
 I might be passed out
 In the baggage claim
 But right now
 I'm drunk on a plane

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