Joke Book!

Some Jokes I Can Find! Im really bored so i made this XD

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1. 5 BUSINESS AND WORK JOKES

A man telephoned a travel agent and asked,

'How long does it take to fly to Spain?'

The travel agent said, 'Just a minute....'

'Thank you,' the man said and hung up.

 

A man visits his GP and asks for help,

as his hands will not stop shaking.

'Do you drink a lot?' asks the docter.

'Not really, I spill most of it.'

 

'Do you believe in life after death?' a boss asked

one of his employees.

'Yes, Sir' the new recruit replied.

'Well then, that makes everything just fine,' the boss went on.

'After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.'

 

'In this job we need someone who is responsible.'

'I'm the one you want.  On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible'

 

My sister is marrying a bus driver.

She reckons he's just the ticket!

 

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