14. Bow shicka bow wow -XxMikioakaxX
Well, it's going to be late at night when I post this! Yeah! I'm writing at 11:30AM right now but just so that I don't forget!
SO how do you feel about hair dye? *Stares at you seductively* How interesting, what about Portabella mushrooms? *waits* I think they're disgusting and look weird. *Listens* What! You think bacon is disgusting and is not a significant source of nutrition and it's just fat! WELL SCREW YOU AND WE CAN'T. BE. FRIENDS!
Yep, if you don't like bacon, we can't be friends! Nuff said.
So, STORY OF THE DAY!
Once upon a time.
The bacon hater died.
Well, I'm going to go eat pie for lunch now, who gives! NOT ME!
DERP. DERPETTE. RAGE TABLE. FOREVER ALONE. LIKE A SIR. THAT MONOCLE THOUGH!