51. Bee/Wasp Rant ~ Stormy
First off, they are absolutely terrifying. I can just glance at one and sprint the other direction. Everything gets worse when you have an outdoor campus. They're everywhere. There's no escape. It's a sprint or be normal situation, and I choose to sprint because that thing can stab me with its butt any second. I still have a scar on my thumb from when I was little and stupid enough to try picking up a half-dead wasp. BEWARE THE BUTTS.
Secondly, they don't show mercy. They chase you with their terrifying buzzing sound for seconds. It's run or be stabbed. Or trust the beast to leave you alone. You never know what they;re going to do so you run anyway. They build nests where you go everyday. In walls. Above doors. Near windows. THEY GO INSIDE CLASSROOMS. WHY. Orchestra/chorus teachers throw their keys at them to get rid of their nests. Yes, my teacher threw her keys at two wasps. STAY HIDDEN.
Lastly, I've had a few bad experiences with them. As I have mentioned before, I was a fairly stupid child. Picking up a half-dead wasp. Getting stung on my thumb. *Looks at scar* I don't remember it, but I bet that's what's causing this fear. Once I was at the pool with a friend and my brother. I was standing at the edge off the pool for no reason. Definitely not to be bee bait. I heard a terrifyingly familiar buzzing sound and leaped into the pool. I was half drowning and choking. I was splashing around like a maniac trying to defeat the evil creature. My brother was laughing his ass off while my friend was telling me it was gone. We went back inside after that. STAY IN THE WATER.
Thank you. I am finished now.