11. BAH! CANNABALISM!-XxMikioakaxX
SCREW THIS SHIT!
Best opening sentence ever....
Anywhore, let us begin the rambles again. So this is Miki coming back to you live from your closet... I see you through the doors... I'll eat you while you sleep... YOU ARE MY CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT!
Well, lets start off with a story of the day!
STORY OF THE DAY!
Once upon a long ass time ago....
There lived a tall ass clock.
He said tick. Tock. I am a clock.
An asshole girl walked into the house that homed him.
The asshole of a clock fell on her.
She fricken died.
And they all lived happily ever after!
Please my dear, don't mind my language... I honestly don't care if you're offended or not!
Kewl, anywhore, lets move on up!
Let's play a little game called would you rather!
Comment below to see how weird and messed up your answers are!
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Have balls hanging from your chin (doesn't matter what type, if you want to be specific comment) or a five meter long tail that wags every time you get excited?
Be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?
Give up your computer or your pet?
Drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?
Eat a five year old cheezie or eat a ten year old child?