96. You are Monday in human form.
97. I'm just a sarcastic bastard who loves to sleep and eat.
98. Snapchat must be fun for hot people
99. That moment when you read a text you were trying to ignore.
100. Can I log out of life
101. My mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping.
102. Do you ever get sad because you aren't rich and famous
103. Kinda want to be 18, Kinda want to be 8
104. 3 months to 2015, its ridiculous how quick this year has gone.
105. Do you ever look at clothes online and cry.
106. Phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world.