44. Posts: 410-
410. Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money.
411. Where can I get on of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist.
412. It's so easy to be nice, I have trouble understanding why so many people aren't.
413. Home is where you fully understand how the shower works.
414. I can't wait for that part of summer when you don't know what day of the of the week it is.
415. I'm 99.9% sure I will be single forever.
416. Mom: I will pick you up at 5:00. 5:01 Me: Where the fuck are you.
417. Why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for.
418. Waking up and getting up are two very different things.
419. I suck at taking hints you gotta tell me if you're into me straight up or I'll never know.
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