16. Posts: 135-142
135. That awkward moment when your done with your test but the smartest people in your class aren't... (thanks Ravenstar45)
136. Friend: Are you free tomorrow? Me: No I'm expensive sorry... (thanks MRS.Griersprincess )
137. I have two sneezes: the fairy princess sneeze and the death metal sneeze.
138. If there's one thing school taught me, is never touch the underside of the desk.
139. Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero.
141. That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo than getting into a relationship
142. You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing sims, he just canceled your action.
143. My room was clean, but then I needed something.