186. Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like the murderer will think "I'm gonna kill...Damn! No they're under a blanket
187. I turn into a ninja when: someone tries to take my phone, I walk into a spiderweb and when someone tries to look at my laptop
(thanks Bex Shadownight for #186 and #187)
188. Exercise- The poor man's plastic surgery
189. Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? Teacher: I have other students' tests to grade. Student: I have other teachers' work to do.
(thanks T.W Shadownight📖 for #188 and #199, I will use the other ones in the next chapter:))
190. I should really stop developing crushes on people I can't touch
191. Everyday of my life, I'm forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.
192. The struggle when you just ate but you're still hungry.