Alex: Hey, are you online?
Tess: duhhhh. That’s why it says online
Alex: I was just making sure!!
Tess: By the way im doing stupid homework so I need to go for now. Byeeee
Tess has logged off.
Tess: Hi I’m back. I hate homework so much
Alex: I don’t mind it
Tess: are you serious? You’re not one of them are you?
Alex: one of who?
Tess: Ughhhh one of the people who always do their homework and is completely and utterly perfect
Alex: No!!!! I just said I don’t mind homework. Theres nothing wrong with that
Tess: right… well I hate it
Alex: I can tell
Tess: I have to go its really late
Alex: what time is it where you are?
Tess: 2:50am, I never sleep that much but i survive. What about you? what time is it wherever you are?
Tess: Really?? Where are you?
Alex: New york. You’re from England im guessing?
Tess: Yeah. Ughh this sucks. This means that we will never get to meet
Alex: oh yeah. I wish we could. You seem really cool.
Tess: DUDE. Seem? I am really cool. You have yet to get to know me Alex
Alex: oh god.
Tess: I’m going to bed. Byee!!
Tess has logged off
Tess: I don’t know what time it is there but I don’t care. Today I had the WORST day back at school. This cow named Kelly broke my new bag which cost £25 and now I have to use my old one. I hate her so much. I just want summer back
Tess: Alexxxxx where are you? I sent that message 10 minutes ago
Tess: I take in your in school
Tess: COME ONLINE NOW SO I CAN BITCH ABOUT THIS GIRL. Thank you
Alex has logged on
Alex: I WAS IN SCHOOL. It was 11am for me when you messaged me
Tess: Really? It was 4pm for me. Time difference sucks
Alex: Okay so bitch away about this Kelsey girl
Tess: It’s Kelly but who cares
Tess: She’s always horrible to me and everyone. She says she broke my bag on ‘accident’ but how does somebody break a bag on accident? Ugh I wanna punch her in the face so bad
Alex: I swear girls are like way more violent then boys
Tess: Not true. A girl would threaten to punch somebody. A boy would actually punch somebody.
Alex: Fact: I, a boy, have never punched anyone. But I’ve seen girls do it
Tess: Sure… whatever you say
Tess: I have to go, my mum’s nagging me to go to bed
Alex: Can’t you ask ur mom to let you stay on longer?
Tess: my MUM won’t let me she’s so stubborn. We’ll have to find a time we can both talk. But so long for now
Alex: Bye Tess
Tess has logged off