"When do you think the power is going to come back on?" Cas asked timidly. He and Dean were still sat side by side. Castiel had only stopped crying half an hour ago, after Miss French had finally had enough of his weeping and threatened to send him out in the storm to find Mr Meyers.
"Soon, I hope." Dean replied tiredly. Dean reached into his bag and pulled out a small silver flask.
"Dean..." Castiel warned him.
"What?" He asked innocently before taking a large swig of the drink.
"First of all, you are underaged. Secondly, you are so going to be in trouble if you get caught. Thirdly, who the pancakes brings a load of whiskey to Spanish?!" Cas said. Although he sounded incredibly pissed, he cared about Dean not getting caught nor being put into harms way.
"I'm not going to get caught, now calm your tits or else I will be caught." He said and put the drink into his inner blazer pocket.
"I'M HUNGRY!" Someone randomly yells.
"YEAH!" Another student agrees.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Miss French yells back. "It should be nearing lunch around about now anyway, Mr Meyers should be coming around with some food."
"Can we all play sleeping lions?" Katniss asks, changing Humpfrey's nappy.
"I SECOND THAT!" Rory yells suddenly.
"OH MY GOD YES!" Alfie shouts with a smile.
"What are you guys, like 5? Shouldn't you be, I don't know 17 or 18 years old?" Miss French grins at them.
"Yeah but we are bored 17 or 18 year olds with nothing to do." Peeta replies.
"Fine, move all the tables to the sides. Put your hands up if you want to play." Miss French asked. All the students but Sherlock but their hands up. "Okay, since you suggested it, Katniss, you and one other person of your choice can be it."
"YES MUTHA POTATOS." Katniss exclaims. "Okay, Pete, you are it with me." The students started pushing the desks and chairs to the side of the class room and laid down on the floor.
"Rules!" Miss French spoke up before they began. "No touching, no contact, if breath can be felt on face the student can testify and the person who is it will sit out. No shouting in other people's ears. Any movement apart from coughing or sneezing will not be allowed and you will be it. Laughing, it. Talking, it. For those who have never played this game and have been deprived during your childhood, the person who is it has to make you laugh or move by telling jokes and stuff. So yeah! On the count of 3, play!" Miss French explained.
All the student but 3 were on the floor. Sherlock decided to vacate a desk at the back to watch everyone.
"One... two... three! Play!" And there was silence.
"Why Peeta, are you a farmer because you really know how to raise a cock!" Katniss yelled almost immediately, making him and a few others giggle.
"Zoe, John. Out you go." Miss French pointed out. "Nothing too rude, Katniss."
"Hey, knock knock?" Katniss started again.
"Who's there?" John asked as he got up.
"Petersfield who?" Peeta asked, worried.
"Petersfield his pants." She grinned.
"Damn you, Catnip." He poked his tongue out at her.
"I ship you two so much." Zoe mumbled but it was heard through the silence.
"Awe thanks... wait. What? Ship us where? OH I HOPE IT'S ITALY. I really would like to go to Italy." Katniss asked, confused. She walked around the room chanting the Jaws theme tune.
"Never mind." Zoe waved it off. "Hey, Peeta?" She asked him.
"Ugh what now?"
"Is that a mirror in your pants because I can totally see myself in there." She smirked at him as he blushed.
"Hey back off my man." Katniss defended him. My man...Peeta thought.
"We aren't together though..." He trailed off. Oh but he wished he was.
"Shh! They don't know that!" She smacked his arm playfully.
"I heard that laugh, Alfie, up you get." Miss French said.
"Oooooooh." Alfie stood up and joined Zoe at the back of the room.
"A Spanish fireman called his two children josé and josB." Peeta giggled.
"Well that was just bad." Matt spoke up. "Ah shi....ver me timbers." He said and stood up.
"Knock knock..... doorbell repair-man." Katniss smiled.
"Oh for god sakes, woman." Matt muttered.
"How does NASA plan company parties?" Katniss asked.
"I swear if you finish that-"
"They planet." She winked.
Bored, Peeta decided to sit down on the ground next to River. And then he farted.
"OH MY GOD EW!" River and a few others bolted up.
"Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!" He said and stood up quickly to only fart again.
"Peeta!" Katniss laughed. Peeta blushed and walked over to the back of the room, farting with every step he took.
The people who were either it or out were in fits of laughter while the remaining 4 people on the ground stayed as still as possible.
"SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!" Matt burped, making a load of students laugh again.
"NO! EW!" River laughed and pushed him gently. He winked at her and for the first time in ages, Matt was truely happy. He, the kid no one likes, made people laugh!
Dean, Cas, Rory and a girl named Tris were the only ones left. These were the hard nuts.
"This joke is gold." River said before clearing her throat. "What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? .... Feyoncé..."
Dean let out a small laugh and stood up. "Please, never become comedians." He grinned at them.
Cas. Rory. Tris. The games were on.
"Last night, I nearly had a threesome. I just needed 2 more people." Matt said, sitting in between everyone.
A small snort came from Rory and he sat up. "I hate you, man." He joked.
"What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap."
"You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy."
"How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"Dry erase boards are remarkable."
"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care."
"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain."
"BAHAHAHA!" Tris burst out laughing.
"Are you serious?" John asked. "You break at a cat joke?"
"I'm sorry but cats are amazing." She grinned. "Come on, Castiel. You won." She said and shook him a little. "Oh my god. He's asleep." She whispered.
"Whaaaaat?" Dean asked and made his way over to Cas. "Awe." He mumbled. Tris gave him a look but he just shrugged it off.
"Cas, buddy. Come on, up you get." Dean shook him slightly.
"Hmm?" Cas's eyes fluttered open and he look around at everyone staring at him. "What have I done?" He asked and sat up.
"Nothing, bud. Let's go sort the tables and chairs back out." Dean helped him up and the class started sorting the room out.
"Some day I'll be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better." A German catapillar sounded and the room lit up.
"WE HAVE POWER!" Sherlock yelled.
"VIVA LA BRITISH!" Rory replied.
"Oh my god I thought I was going to die in here." Miss French sighed in relief.
"Well thank you for your faith in us." Sherlock said and rolled his eyes before going to feed one of the kids he had to look after. Jane, he thinks.
"Shut up everyone and watch the movie, I'm going to check the weather outside." She said and left the classroom.
She came back in 10 minutes later, smiling to herself. "The water is being cleared up as we speak. And I called Mr Meyers and he said that you can all go away and eat in like 20 minutes."
"Will we have to come back here after?" John asked.
"Nope. You can eat then be free for the rest of the day." She was still smiling. Oh what is this woman on.
"YAY!" The class cheered.
"But you will have lessons as normal again tomorrow."
"Bummer." River whispered to herself.
"What happened to the 3 that left earlier? Rose, Amy and David?" Matt spoke up.
"Oh, right I forgot to tell you. Rose is seriously ill and had to be rushed to hospital in an air ambulance. I'm actually quite surprised none of you realised that a big ass hellicopter was really close to us."
"Are you allowed to say ass, Miss?" Sherlock asked.
"It's not very proffessional of you."
"But... that doesn't matter."
"I'm just saying."
"Would you rather I say rectum or anus?" She pointed out.
"Very mature, Miss."
And so they continued with the movie until they were allowed to go. Some students went straight back to their dorm rooms just in case their things were damaged.
Meanwhile, in PJ's room, the 3 boys were celebrating. "WHOO!" Dan smiled widely. "Time for some Skyrim mother fuckers. Wait, what's the time?"
"Just after lunch but by the sounds of it, everyone is just being let out." Phil replied.
"Oh fuck a duck, I've got to get to that detention!" Dan stood up and threw the controller down on the bed.
"What de- oh right yeah. Can you take the baby?" Phil asked and put the carseat down on the bed.
"Sure. But I have to go like, now. See you Peej. Bye beautiful." Dan said and hugged Phil, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek. Dan took Harry and ran out the door way, passing numerous people who gave him curious looks. Dan soon enough made it to Mr Meyer's office after running out into the wet courtyard which was flooded only so long ago.
He knocked on the door, catching his breath. "Enter." Mr Meyers' voice boomed from inside. Trying to hide his shaking, Dan opened the door and instantly regretted it.
"Howell, I thought I told you that I wanted you break as well as lunch and after school." He chimed.
"I'm sorry, Sir. The rain and the flooding. I couldn't get anywhere." He said.
"That's what I thought. So earlier, when I went to the class you were meant to be in with your f*ggot boyfriend, I couldn't find either of you. Then I thought to myself, he couldn't be skiving, could he? He's already a big enough fuck up without any help. What have you got to say for yourself?" Mr Meyers asked, moving from left to right and back again continuously in his chair.
"I...." Dan didn't know what to say.
"Come here, Daniel." Mr Meyers stood up. Dan gulped but slowly walked over to his desk. He left about a meter of space between them. Dan looked down at the ground shamefully.
Dan's eyes went wide and his hands went straight to his face, dropping the car seat in progress and setting the baby off. Never. Ever, had he set a hand on Dan. Or any other student for that matter.
"Go sit down. Now. You will be here for the next 4 hours." 4 hours?! Right now, Dan just wanted to curl up into a ball and cry. But he'll have to hold that in until 5pm. "And shut the kid up."
Dan nodded, picked up the seat and rushed over to the back of the classroom where he didn't feel as uncomfortable. He took Harry out of the seat and start rocking him slowly back to sleep. Which proved to be harder then he thought.
"Come on baby, shut up." Dan whispered to it. Finally, he did and Dan was left to do nothing but stare out a window at the sun covered by a few clouds, drying up the ground.
"ACHOO!" Dan sneezed loudly.
"Shut the fuck up and stop spreading that disease." Mr Meyers grumbled.
Oh shut your whore mouth, Dan thought.
Knock knock knock knock knock-
"Yes? What is it?" Mr Blake interrupted Phil's knocking on the door.
"Oh." Phil said looking around the room.
"Are you okay there?" Mr Blake asks, shutting his laptop lid and swirling around in his chair.
"I thought... Dan said he had to do some revision here with you..." Phil said as his face fell. Dan... Dan lied to him.
"I haven't seen him, I'm afraid." Mr Blake says sadly.
"Do you know where he could be?" Phil asked. He didn't know if he was angry or sad or disappointed.
"No, sorry. But hey, whatever he's done; I'm sure it will be forgiveable." Mr Blake reassured him.
"He lied to me, Sir. He's never done that before." Phil mumbled looking solemly at the ground.
"Sometimes a little lie can be good in a relationship."
"Okay. Well, I'm just going to continue finding him now. Thanks Sir." Phil smiled gently at the teacher.
"Good luck Phil." Mr Blake said then Phil shut the door.
Phil checked every class room he could until there were none left. So he went asking his friends and Dan's friends and basically everyone but no one knew where he was.
In the end, Phil gave up and went to grab something to eat.