Bubbles: Righteo, time for the first chapter.
Argument: technically, it's the second.
Bubbles: But the first was more of an intro, really.
Violence: And what a fantastic intro that was.
Hippie: Violence! What have I told you about
using sarcasm? It messes with the flow, man.
Violence: If you think that messes with the flow, just wait-
*Violence shuts up at a glare from Bubbles*
Drama: While we're on the fascinating subject of the introduction, can I just make one tiny complaint? It's more of a suggestion, really.
Bubbles: *cautiously* what is it?
Drama: Rewrite the whole thing.
All: What?! Why?! That took us forever to write!
Argument: Actually, it took us about twenty minutes.
Bubbles: That's not the point!
Drama: What can I say, it's terrible! Throw-this-out-before-it-turns-our-brains-to-goo terrible! It is a tragedy that our dear, beloved readers must read such trash!
Violence: *Smirks* I told you so.
Argument: You know that our 'readers' are one person who favourited, 2 likes and only a few comments.
Violence: Well, that's breaking records for popularity.
Drama: You know what I mean! It's just that... I'm not sure how I should put this...
Bubbles: Spit it out already!
Drama: There's not enough me!!! I mean, have you seen my introduction? It's tiny! It's the smallest out of everyone's!
Bubbles: Seriously? That's what you're complaining about?
Hippie: Concentrating on material, self-involved things like that will only lead to unhappiness within yourself.
Drama: Well, I think it's a perfectly valid complaint.
Bubbles: Violence, throw her to the Hell-Hounds.
Violence: Yes! Finally! *cackles evilly, dragging Drama out of the room*
Hippie: Guys, Violence is never the answer!
*Everyone ignores her completely*
Bubbles: Anyone else got a complaint??
Argument: Well, now that you mention it-
*shuts up at frantic gestures from the others*