"C'mon girls, up up up!"
We all let out a collective groan. It was a hot, blistering day and we had all been forced to go hiking in the wee hours of the morning.
I need to do a protest against this.
The permanently-smiling lady had come by earlier to wake us up. We had all been whisked away in limos and then deposited at the hiking trail at unholy hours.
I may be getting a little dramatic.
So now, us 90 girls were slowly and endearingly hiking up the path, with cameras filming us every step of the way.
I found it creepy. I mean, who in their right mind would want to watch teenage girls sweating as they went up a rocky trail?
Aiden was panting next to me. Who wasn't? The permanently-smiling lady just kept on encouraging us to go right up to the top, where we were apparently having a Barbeque.
Atleast the thought of food kept me going.
I felt like I was going to faint any moment. My feet were numb from walking, my knees were weak and threatened to give away under me, and my calves were burning. I'm sure Aiden, next to me, felt the same.
"Aiden- wheeze- can you- wheeze- pass me the- wheeze- water bottle?"
She nodded, taking it out of her pack and handing it to me. I opened the cap and thirstily drank, vowing never to take water for granted again. My exposed arms were prickling all over from insect bites, so I poured a little bit of water over them.
Do you think One Direction are going to be here?" Aiden asked me.
"Yeah, they should be here. In fact, if they don't come up from the hiking trail, sweating every inch of the way, I will personally go over to them and kill them." I relied. Okay, maybe not kill. But maybe seriously injure.
Just then, a whirring sound interrupted us. I looked up to see a helicopter, and my jaw dropped. One Direction were climbing out of the helicopter.
Right then, I got so angry I could see stars.
Because they subjected us poor, innocent girls to hiking up a long path, while they themselves, came out of a freaking helicopter without breaking a sweat.
Oh, they were in for it. Apparently, Aiden seemed to sense this as she held my arms back.
Remind me not to be next to her while plotting evil plans.
All the Fakes squealed, as per usual.
"Oh my god, Harry's hair looks so gorgeous today!"
"The way Liam's shirt clings to him is so hot!"
"Zayn! I got you hair gel!"
I rolled my eyes at their comments. Their comments were so...fake.
Congratulations, Tori, on your originality.
The only good thing about this hike was the Barbeque, which, I found out, the permanent-smiling lady had not been kidding about.
I sat there, munching my way through the delicious barbecued chicken, while taking tiny sips of my Sprite.
"You know, my shoulder was hurt pretty bad."
I looked up, startled, to see a grinning Louis Tomlinson standing in front of me. He was holding his own plate of chicken and a Coke. I just shrugged.
"Really? It was? Good to know my aim is good." I said sarcastically. What was I doing? I was being sarcastic towards an international popstar!
Right then, Aiden came back with her lunch. Seeing Louis, she immediately became rather flustered.
"Wha-how, um, hi Louis, I-I'm Aiden." She said, her words in a jumble. Louis smiled sweetly at her, before replying. "Hey, Aiden. You're the one who got hit by Tori, right? Is your foot okay?"
"HEY! I did not do it on purpose. It was an accident! Kind of."
"Sure it was." Louis said, chucking.
I glared at him. "Don't you have to mingle with other girls?"
Louis just shook his head. "Why go with other girls when I have you two?" He said, swinging an arm around the both of us. Aiden looked startled, while I just continued eating my food. I could see a lot of the Fakes shooting daggers at us with their eyes. If looks could kill, I would be buried in my grave right now.
Finally the permanently-smiling lady (or Terry) came up to the small podium that was constructed there and tapped lightly on the microphone to test it.
"So most of you think that getting up here was the challenge. Actually, the real challenge for today is something different!"
What? Please don't be something like sky-diving or parachuting or jumping off of a cliff...
"It is treasure hunting!"
This show is just getting weirder and weirder.