The Conquests and Happenings of the ZORG

From classrooms and friendships to battlefields and aliens, the ZORG will prevail. Gazumph!


65. Fun With Spoons

Jacob: So how’s your summer?

Zee: I’d have more fun single-handedly breaking down a mountain with my fingernails.

Jacob: Wow, that bad, huh?

Zee: There’s definitely room for improvement. How’s yours?

Jacob: I’d have more fun amputating my own leg with a spoon.

Zee: Ouch. Maybe there’s a summer fun hotline or something that  we should call.

Jacob: Hmm...would you consider this to be an emergency?

Zee: Definitely yes. Why?

Jacob: My mom will let me leave without too much questioning if I say it’s an emergency. You live a few blocks down the road from me, right? Be outside in five minutes. We’re going on an adventure.

Zee: You’re serious?

Jacob: If you aren’t there I’m going to start amputating my leg with a spoon without you.

Zee: Wouldn’t want to miss the fun... :P

Jacob: That’s the spirit.

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