1. The Usual
I wake up and roll over to see that it's like 11:30AM. Well at least it isn't two like yesterday. I shrug as I sit up in my bed. I scratch my head and pull the covers off. I get up and trail up and out of bed. I walk out into the hallway, I look toward the end of hallway and see the kitchen a mess. But I do not see Phil at first. I walk out of the hallway and see Phil his head in the fridge. "Damn it Phil, you leave all the cupboards open." I say in a voice like I'm saying 'are you fucking kidding me?' "Ah!" He says jumping up and out of the fridge as it shuts because he is no longer there to hold it open. "Oh Dan.. Your.. Um... Uh.. Oh.. Up!" Says Phil as if snapping in and out of a trans. I squint at him like 'What the hell's wrong with you?' "Uh.. Sorry, I'm kind of out of it this morning." He says realizing what the stare I was giving him was asking. "Kay..." I say, still thinking it was sketchy the way he had acted. I just shrug it off. "So anyway, what are you dressing as?" I ask, "What do you mean?" Phil asks. "Um.. Hello it's Halloween." I say, "Oh yeah..." Phil says, "I'm going as Ash from Pokemon." I say, "I'm going to be Robin from TeenTitans." Phil says smiling. "Nice." I say giving him a thumbs up as he starts to clean the kitchen while we talk.
"So you're going to be Robin, the boy teen wonder?" I question leaning gingerly over the counter top, "Y-yeah." Says Phil giggling a bit, "So Ash you gonna catch em' all then?" Phil questions. "What's that supposed to mean?" I say questioning him playfully. "Oh nothing..." Phil says giggling and continuing to clean. "Are you asking me if I'm going to catch all the ladies?" I ask, "Maybe..." Says Phil smiling guiltily. "Phil!" I exclaim laughing, "Oh what? Like you weren't thinking that when you said it!" Phil says laughing along. "No Phil, I'm not going to be a whore tonight." I say my laughing dying down. "Okay.." Says Phil a hint of doubt in his voice as his laughing dies down. "I hear your doubt." I say, "Oh I'm not doubting you." Says Phil sarcastically, "Phil, I know your being sarcastic." I say, "No!" He says sarcastically laughing, "Haha, very funny." I say sarcastically. Then it's silent we both are staring at each other.... Then we both burst out laughing. "What the fuck!" I shout laughing, "I don't even know!" Phil shouts laughing hard. When our laughter finally starts to die down I decide to fix myself some breakfast. Phil smiles at how stupid I had been before. Awww! Phil's smile! It's so beautiful! He's so cute!