Just No

Them moments that make you speechless and not in the good way. Just No... Like don't even. I can't even. Don't talk to me. Shut up breathing. Bye. I'm so done.

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2. No no #2

No no #2

When people in books still use the GOD DAMN FETUS DIRECTION HUMAN THINGS!!!!!

LYKE YES LOUIS LOVES CARROTS BUT U DONT HAVE TO KEEP ON SAYING

"OH EM GEEEEEEEE IYM LEWIS AND I LUV LUV LUV CARROTS!!!!!!!11!1!1!!!!!!!!?11!! IF U LUV CARROTS AS MUCH AS MOI (which u can't like bitch no) THEN TOGETHER WE CAN EAT CARROTS AND BECOME BILLY BOBBY DING DONG DANGING RABBITS HEHEHAHAHOHO. I LOVE ANY GURL WHO LUVS CAROTS LIEK OH EM GEE GURL CARROTS IS 4 LYFE BITCH U STAY WIT CAROTS U STAY WIV DEM FOREVS." snaps fingers in beyoncè swag sass motion.

BITCH puhlease.

Shut up.

Like yes NIALL FREAKING HORAN (hold me he's fucking gorgeous like fuck) does love food a lot and am yes he does eat it a lot but in almost every single FanFiction I read...they meet and it's like this:

I opened tha door holding my STARBUCKS BECOZ STARBUCKZ IZ LYFE LYKE SRSLY THO.

I saw all these human being peasants standing at my door. *cue the crappy description*

"HI IM ZEN. DO U HAVE MIRRORS?? I LYKE LOOOOOVEEEEE MIRRORS SO MUCH BECOZ I CEN SEE MEHSELF LYKE WASSSUPPP BITCH IM BRADFORD BAD BOI!!!1!!!!!" The guy with the mysterious face and the the hair and yeah said to meh.

"OVAH THERE ZEN" I pointed 2 a mirror on mi wall and he wiggled his SEXUAL bottom OVAH there.

"hi there! I'm liam Payne. AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH IS TAHT A SP-SP-SP-SP-...........SPOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?!?!?!?!?1!1??1!1?1!1??1!1?1!1?1!?1?1?1 BT DUBS IYM DADDY DIRECTION AND I DONT SWEAR OR BE NAUGHTY BECOZ IM A DADDY DIRECTIONER AND IM GOOD THO LIKE SRSLY KILL THE SPOOOOONNNNNNNN" *cue weird crying phase*

"Iym SORRY LEEYUM. DONT HATE ME I KILD Tha SPOOON SEE?!?!?!1111!!!!?!??!" I showed him tha swag bent spoon I showed him.

"OH EM GEEEEEEEE IYM LEWIS AND I LUV LUV LUV CARROTS!!!!!!!11!1!1!!!!!!!!?11!! IF U LUV CARROTS AS MUCH AS MOI (which u can't like bitch no) THEN TOGETHER WE CAN EAT CARROTS AND BECOME BILLY BOBBY DING DONG DANGING RABBITS HEHEHAHAHOHO. I LOVE ANY GURL WHO LUVS CAROTS LIEK OH EM GEE GURL CARROTS IS 4 LYFE BITCH U STAY WIT CAROTS U STAY WIV DEM FOREVS." snaps fingers in beyoncè swag sass motion.

"OKAI HAI LEWIS CARROTS ARE IN MY FARM OUTSIDE GO BECOME A RABBIT AND I WILL JOIN U AFTER I SAWED THE REST OF THE HUMANS."

"HAI IM HARREH. YOU'RE HOT BUT NOT LYKE CAROLINE FLACK IF U NO WAT I MEAN. ANYWAY WANNA MAKE OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"O EM GEEEE LYKE NO HARREH NOT YET WE ONLY JUST MET A SECOND AGO OMG UR SUCH A MAN WHORE."

"HAI IM NIALL. I LIKE FOOD. DO U LIEK FOOD. WE BOTH LIKE FOOD. WHERES UR FOOD. I WANT FOOD. GIMME FOOD LIKE NOW. DADDAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i want food and I want food NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOow."

"OKAI MI HOUSE OF FRIDGES AND FOODNIS OVAH THat way."

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ENDING OF POSSIBLY THE WORST FANFIC EVAH. I'm sorry I just hate it when people use the whole 'FETUS SWAG BITCH' thing it just annoys me.

BYE

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