So me and the boys have girl bodies now , but my body is hotter than theirs combined. And my bum got bigger too! But I'm a girl not a guy, gotta stop thinking about that. Then I realize that I'm dating a girl.
"El, do you like girls?" I ask her infront of everyone " Um no Louise , why would I ?" She quickly says nervously grinning at the girls " well we are dating .... So I assumed...." "Louise William Tomlinson!" She yells at me attracting attention to our table, she grins at the room then glares at me " We will talk later." She growls. Mm girl you got issues, I thought to myself .
"So who's up for shopping?" Perrie asks . I raise my hand higher than anyone else " Me Me Me Me!" I yell attracting attention again. Zayanna gives me a warning look and I slouch in my chair
As we walk out of Starbucks a bunch of fans run over to El and Perrie as we watch.
It was so weird to not get mobbed , but I liked it. I could stroll down the street and no one would notice!
"I'm freeeeeee!" I wail and all the girls give me dirty looks. Their just jealous of me. I know it.