Prodigy watched as Rod ran around burning people. “Should we stop him?”
“No one can,” Raven said tiredly.
“Do you actually ship Rowie?” Chloe called from the back. “I mean, do you see this???” she pointed at Rod in disgust.
“No, I don’t ship Rowie. But it is catchy. In truth, I don’t ship real life people, but I did, it probably still wouldn’t be Rowie,” Prodigy admitted.
“WAIT, WHY AM I RAVEN’S MINION?!?!?” Rod yelled, finally realizing what was going on here. In his distraction, he caught the person whom he was burning completely on fire.
Prodigy shrugged the best she could through the ropes. “I don’t know. Because birds eat fish? Because you’re very minion-like? Because I told Raven she could be the one to capture me? Besides, don’t worry about it because you know Snape’s coming. Raven will take all the blame.”
“Can I burn you?” he asked hopefully.
“Say ‘fish are awesome’.”
“Fish are....slimy and gross.” Prodigy looked at him apologetically. “It’s the best I can do.”
“What’s your favorite nickname I’ve given you? And your favorite that I’ve given Raven? And overall?” Rod asked.
“Hmm... What are my choices? Prodigiant, Prodrigo, Prodigy-woogy, right?” she asked. Rod nodded. “Of the options, I’ll have to go with Prodigy-woogy. Prodrigo’s kinda funny but it sounds like a ship name.” Prodigy shivered dramatically. “Though I’ll have you know I hate them all. And Raven. Hm. That’ll have to be Ravelphant. That’s my overall favorite too.”
“Alright, that’s enough for now, Rod,” Raven said, cutting him off. “Let someone else have a turn.”
“Whatever you said, Ravelpehant,” he said mockingly.
She glared at him and he burned her.
“I have more questions!” Tricky M.B. called.
“Yesss?” Prodigy said in a totally non-creepy way.
“Do you ship Stucky?”
“Sure. No idea who that is, though.”
“What kind of prodigy are you, exactly?” she asked.
“An ironic one.”
Tricky M.B. continued, “Sherlock or Dr. Who?”
Prodigy answered, “Never seen either. But considering I have seen the Sherlock movies with Robert Downey Jr. and I LOVE Robert Downey Jr., I’m going to do with Sherlock. Besides, the whole premise is way more up my alley.”
“Kirk or Spock?”
“Spock. Naturally. Kirk gets too easily distracted by attractive alien women. It’s really not a contest because Spock is awesome and emotionless and brilliant. I like no emotion, I mean, look at Snape. Now, if you had asked Kirk or Picard, that may have been more interesting,” Prodigy replied.
“RAVEN OR RODRIGO?” she yelled for whatever odd reason.
“What? That’s ridiculous. Can’t I just answer with Rad? As in a tie?”
“Yeah, I guess.”
“Okay, then they’re tied. Rod sounds like Daniel Radcliffe and is super hyper, but Raven fangirls with me over stuff. Plus she gave me a puppy.”
“Have you read any of my stories?”
“Didn’t I already answer that?” Prodigy asked.
“NO REPEAT QUESTIONS! I WILL BURN YOU!!!!” Rod yelled at her.
Raven simply facepalmed.