3. Tinkerbell's Secret
You know Tinkerbell, right? The skinny, cute little fairy? Well. . .that's me. I have a confession to make. . .all of those movies you see me fly around in. . .I'm not flying. . .I'm rolling.
I know, you're probably like, "What is that supposed to mean?" It means I'm so obese I can't really move much.
You know that expression, ROTF (Rolling on the Floor)? That is what I was doing in the movies. The creators edit it to make me look skinny, and they use a green screen to make me look like I'm flying.
You're also wondering, "How did this happen?" I'm glad you asked, friend! Every time someone says, "I don't believe in fairies!" I gain 5 pounds. It's very unfortunate that kids don't like fairies much anymore.
So if you ever hear bells, and then the sound of squishing fat moving around, you know who's there. And remember kids: Tinkerbell is always watching. And we ALL have secrets.
A/N: We love hearing that all of you are laughing so hard! We are right along with you! We have to take breaks while writing because we can't stop laughing. (We're all at my house writing this together, that's why so many chapters are being published right away.) Thanks for so many comments and likes just a little while after we published this! We would love to get more comments giving suggestions on who we should do next! Love all of you!!! <3
~Aza & the girls