Problems

"Head in the clouds, got no weight on my shoulders"
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When I was little, I thought life was perfect. But now, everything is a lie. I face things every single day ever since my mom died. About 80 percent of them involve my dad. He wants me to be something that I'm not, and it's stupid. I can't change myself, but in order to appease to him, I made this compromise with him. This compromise was worse than what he wants me to actually be. I've got 99 problems. But you, Ashton, won't be one.

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18. Virgin Lips

"Who's that?" Ashton asks with a hint of worry in his voice.

"Probably Marlee. She called before you came." I answer getting up and grabbing a blanket but he pulls me back down onto my bed, causing me to cough.

"Let Hannah get it." He says. It's almost like he doesn't want me to leave. I sigh and get back under the covers.

"Okay, but if she calls m down, I'm leaving. Also you probably might want to leave too so Marlee doesn't think the walrus sang at midnight." He raises an eyebrow.

"The walrus sang at midnight? What the fuck does that mean?"

"Oh yeah, you don't know our codes. We've had codes for certain things if something big happens in our life. 'The walrus sings at midnight' is code for 'I lost my virginity'. He doesn't say anything, so I think he's mentally judging me. "But get out of my house before Marlee gets up here!"

Not even a second later, he opens my window, which is facing the backyard, and jumps out. I roll my eyes and straighten out my room. I put away all of my chocolate stuff, take out the How I Met Your Mother dvd, and get back in bed taking a sip of my green tea turning on Chopped.

That's when Marlee enters my room.

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Marlee and I talked for most of the time while she did homework and stuff until it was time for her to leave.

When she left, I got a text from Ashton. Because he was really nice today, I decided to change his contact name to his normal name and not Ashley anymore.

Me: Hey.

Ashton Irwin: That Courtney Crimson girl is a fag.

Me: fifth tape?

Ashton Irwin: How could she do that?! All of these tapes leading up to why Hannah committed suicide...

Ashton Irwin: But hey are you doing anything this weekend?

Me: Work...

Ashton Irwin: Where do you work?

Me: The library.

Ashton Irwin: That must be fun for you. But do you work all weekend?

Me: Nah. What do you want?

Ashton Irwin: I was gonna take Nicole to a Giants game this Friday but she told me she was going with some friends to the football game.

Me: And? San Fran is only an hour away.

Ashton Irwin: Do you want to go?

Should I go? Dad might want me at the club that night. Not to mention I've been working at that hellhole for the past two years and I'm lucky enough to still be a virgin all in the process.

I am about to reply that I'll get back to him when I hear the garage door. Dad's home.

I get up and walk downstairs. He's not alone. Another woman is with him. He was constantly staring at her...yeah.

"Uh...dad?" I try to get his attention. The woman gives me a look and taps dad's shoulder to get his attention.

"What?" He looks at the woman who points at me. "Oh, hello Connor. What do you want?"

I take a deep breath. "A friend invited me to go to a Giants game on Friday. Can I go?"

He raises an eyebrow. "It's not that Marlee girl or that partner of yours, is it?" I roll my eyes at that statement. He knows Marlee and Luke and Cal and Mike. But he just doesn't like them. I don't know why.

"No, dad. It's with Ashton." That's when he snaps his head around in surprise. But then he just shrugs.

"Okay. I'll let you off for this week. But you're working extra Saturday." He states and leaves bringing the woman who's name I still don't fucking know upstairs with him. My father, the womanizer and cougar ladies and gentlemen.

I pull out my phone and text Ashton back.

Me: I would like to go. Sorry my dad just got home from work.

Ashton Irwin: Ahh. I thought you weren't replying because you didn't want to go.

Me: It isn't. He gets home late everyday. Especially on weekends.

Ashton Irwin: Oh. So what time do you want me to pick you up? Game starts at 7:05.

Me: pick me up at 4. I'm out of school at one.

Ashton Irwin: Bitch, how the fuck do you get out so early?!

Me: I take an online college course.

Ashton Irwin: Of course you do. Hey do you have any social media thing?

Me: I have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr.

Ashton Irwin: Wait, you actually have those? Even a Tumblr?!

Me: Shocked much, Austin Powers?

Ashton Irwin: Are you horny now, baby? ;)

Me: Put your dick away.

Ashton Irwin: Didn't know you can swear.

Me: Bet you also didn't know that I could give you blue balls

Ashton Irwin: I thought you were a virgin?

Me: I am. And will be for a while.

Ashton Irwin: But you won't be VL when I win this bet.

Me: WTF is VL?

Ashton Irwin: Virgin Lips.

Ashton Irwin: Well let's see. You definitely have VL. You don't have virgin ears. You probably don't have a virgin mind. Idk about virgin eyes.

Me: ASHTON FLETCHER IRWIN YOU BETTER STOP IT NOW BEFORE I RIP YOUR TESTICLES OFF

Ashton Irwin: Not now, babe.

Me: I'm going to bed.

Ashton Irwin: Night, Con.

Me: Night, Ash.

Author's note: So I'm in the last full month of marching band and next month is BOA grand nationals but this Saturday we're performing at Ohio Stadium!!!

Also Homecoming is next week so don't know how active I'll be.

Third, I created the chapter in which who will win the bet! Who do you think will win? Comment below!

So thank you all. I'll try to update as much as I can.

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