1. Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches!
Yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo Mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo Mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor !!!!!!!

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