Drarry oneshots

A series of Drarry oneshots. Don't like, don't read.
Warning: there could be some minor (or not so minor) swearing and other such things. Also some AU. Um...I think that's it for the warning...


6. Feltcliffe

A/N: Just to warn you guys, this isn't really Drarry, it's a Feltcliffe (for those of you who don't know what that is, it means Daniel Radcliffe/Tom Felton). Also it's completely ridiculous, so...be warned.


Reader's POV

Irene rubbed her hands together evilly, a cackle escaping her lips. She was going to make Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton realize that they where meant for each other, soulmates. It was going to take some convincing but...it was possible. She apparated away, picturing Daniel Radcliffe's face as a destination.

She landed on someone, sending both her and that someone flying to the ground.

"Sorry for that." she apologized, getting up and brushing off some dirt from her outfit. She held out her hand to the person she had knocked over by apparating. "I'm Irene by the way."

The man got up, eyeing the girl in front of him suspiciously. She looked normal enough. But where had she come from?

"I'm Daniel. Radcliffe." he finally said, taking the hand offered to him. 

He suddenly had the unpleasant feeling of being squeezed through a tight tube, all the air in his lungs leaving him. After a few seconds, the unpleasant feeling disapeared, leaving him gasping in a very expensive looking room, decorated tastefully in cream, red and-wait, what? He had been at his house, relaxing on his private beach just moments ago. What was going on?

"Hey Tom!" the girl from earlier, Irene, said energetically, bouncing up and down as if appearing in the middle of an expensively decorated room with some movie star was what she did everyday. "I brought a visitor!"


Daniel looked up and was surprised to see one of his old friends, Tom Felton, also known as the actor of Draco Malfoy.

"Daniel! What happened to you? You look like you just saw a ghost! And what are you doing here with this girl? Do you know her? How did you guys just appear out of thin air?" Tom questioned.

"Grab my hand Tom, Daniel." Irene ordered calmly. Seeing that none of them were obeyingand were instead looking at her distrustfully, she crossed her arms and tapped her foot impatiently. "If you guys won't grab my hand, it will have to come down to force."

They both looked at her like she was mental (which, thinking about it, she probably was). Tom spoke first.

"What do you think you, a child, can do against two fully grown men?" 

"I never said I was going to do anything." Irene replied, looking annoyed.

Both Daniel and Tom looked at her oddly.

"And by that you mean..."Daniel said slowly.

"Dobby! Winky! Kreacher!" Irene shouted loudly. 

Once again, Daniel and Tom looked at her oddly. Daniel was the first on to speak.

"Did you just call house elves? From Harry Potter? You realize they don't exist right?"

"Tell that to them." Irene said while inspecting her fingernails. Then she turned around. "Kreacher, Winky, grab them."

She spun around again, a smug expression on her face. 

"Oh my god." Tom murmured, staring wide eyed at the two elves that rushed to obey the orders given to them. "The one behind you looks just like Dobby. And...is that really Kreacher? He's even uglier than in the movies. And...Winky, what the hell?"

Irene approached them, Dobby walking close enough to be her shadow.

"Winky, Kreacher, bring to to you-know-where." Irene said quickly. Two cracks echoed through the room as the two elves and their prisoners-I mean, um...guests (?) disaparated.

Irene grabbed Dobby's hand and said:

"You know where to go." as a third crack sounded, leaving the room empty.


They were in a dark room, only illuminated by torch light.

"Um, Tom?" Daniel asked.


"Is this a dream?"

Tom pinched Daniel on the arm.

"Ouch! What the hell was that for?" Daniel shouted accusingly.

"Nope, not a dream." Tom replied.

Just at that moment, Irene appeared with Dobby.

"Hello Tom! Oh, Daniel is here too! Perfect!" she exclaimed.

They both just stared at her.

"Dobby, would you chain Dan here back to the wall?" Irene asked politely.

Dobby took two steps towards Dan when he stopped.

"Harry Potter sir!"

Irene facepalmed.

"Dobby!" she said, exasperated. "That's not Harry Potter. He looks like Harry Potter. He's more a muggle version of Harry Potter really. And his name is Daniel Radcliffe. And before you say anything, the hot blondie over there is not Draco Malfoy. He's Tom Felton. Now get back to chaining Daniel to the wall."

"Sorry Mistress." Dobby said, then continued chaining the protesting brunette to the stone.

"Kreacher, chain Tom to the same wall, facing Daniel, the closest you can get them without killing them both." Irene ordered.

Ignoring all of the protest, she sat down on a chair the had misteriously appeared just seconds earlier.

When they were both chained, Irene dismissed Kreacher, Winky and Dobby. After a few moments of silence, Daniel spoke.

"I feel like I'm Harry Potter again, getting chained to a wall by Voldemort."

"Yeah, well, if you were Harry Potter again and getting chained to a wall by Voldemort, Draco Malfoy  would not be in front of you, also chained to said wall."

"I beg to differ." a voice said. It was Irene. Seeing the two actors were confused, she elaborated. "My Lord is one of the biggest Drarry/Feltcliffe shippers there is. So he would definitely chain Harry and Draco face to face on a wall. Or you two for that matter."

"Your...Lord? Are you like, a Death Eater or something?" Tom asked mockingly, craning his neck to see Irene.

Irene gave him a look.

"No duh."

"So... Voldemort sent you here to capture the both of us and get us together?" Daniel asked.

"Precisely." Irene said. "So I suppose you both now know how to get out of the chains?"

Tom sighed.

"We have to kiss." He explained seeing Daniels look of total incomprehension.

A defeated look on his face, Daniel said:

"I suppose we don't have a choice then. Let's get this over with."

Daniel leaned his head closer to Tom, who's eyes fluttered shut. When their lips met, their was a small gasp from Daniel. Tom used this opportunity to gently ease his tongue into Daniels mouth. Neither of them paid any attention when the chains fell and the gently floated down the few centimetres steppe rating them from the floor. 

"I must go report to my Lord that his plan has worked! Perhaps we should then work on setting up Evanna Linch with someone? Or perhaps Bonnie Wright?" Irene called Dobby and Winky the two disappeared, leaving Winky with the two kissing actors.

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