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2. issue #2: Hunger Games Rap Battle

Issue #2

Katniss p.o.v :

My dead birds bring all the peace keepers to the hob,

Their like , the people who stop the mobs,

Their like , the people who stop the mobs,

I would kill them, but i would have to charge!

Peeta p.o.v :

My fresh bread brings all the people to the bakery,

sit in the rain , and ill chuck you one for free,

sit in the rain , and ill chuck you one for free,

i would butter it , but i would have to charge!

Gales p.o.v:

My good looks bring all the girls to the yard,

and their like , do you wanna a hog,

and their like, do you wanna hog,

ill give you it in exchange, for a snog !

effie p.o.v :

My posh trains bring the tributes to the games,

and im like dont touch my mahogany ,

and im like dont touch my mahogany ,

i would kill you , but it will have to charge

sinna p.o.v :

My dresses bring all the girls to the games,

come to me , and your dress will be in flames,

come to me , and your dress will be in flames,

i would bet on you, but i would loose my job!

haymish p.o.v :

My drunkness pushes all the tributes away,

touch my whiskey, and ill go insane,

touch my whiskey ,and ill go insane,

i would mentor you but , that would cause too much pain!

beetee p.o.v :

my smartness keep the careers alive ,

I am their way to survive

I am their way to survive .

I would turn against them

but I wouldn't be doing my job-for hunger games fans.

Captain Y-fronts loved underwear,

when people saw him, they would stop and stare,

Captain Y-fronts didn't care,

If people thought him as their worst nightmare. -Underwear

Some people don't get that having to run in a circle for no reason is not like running for free ice cream. So bring out the ice cream gym teacher.-ice cream

What if The whole "mirror mirror on them all, who's the fairest of them all" thing was created so that Little girls would do it in the mirror and when their reflection didn't change They'd know how beautiful they really are?-Questions Please!

Step 1:Imagine your 3 most disliked people. Step 2:Put them in bright pink shirts with bold lettering that says'' I'm with stupid''. Step 3:Put arrows on the shirts pointing towards each other.-LOL try it.

One day I fell flat in my face my friend asks what I was doing. I said,'' I am doing a random gravity check''.-Gravity Check

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives. Homework Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough. that awkward moment during a test when you dont know any of the answers and you start laughing because you know your screwed. Teacher:Why can i hear you talking? student: because you have ears. Dear math, Go solve your own problems i'm a kid not a therapist.-school man

Next time a random stranger talks to me when i'm alone. i will look at them shocked and quitley whisper,"you can see me?"- who ya gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS

Here is how a conversation goes with my family in the car: Mom: You just missed the intersection! Your going the wrong way! Dad: OK then you drive. Brother: I will. Whole Family: NO! Me: I should of just walked to the park.-Little Kid Driving

It cracks me up when the actors on A show are also the producers because I always picture them Casting themselves like 'Who'll play the main character? Ah yes. Me.' - I made and stared in it.

seeing your reflection in the computer screen when ur lying down is horrifying and i wan t it banned-AHH I'M A GHOST!!!!!

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe-Shredder shreddeded it

If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.-or is this a lie?

when I found a peculiar man staring at me in bed, I got quite scared, for I wasn't prepared, And he chopped off my head.-uh oh!

One day there was a weasel named Bill. Bill was a very curious individual. One day the butterflies were floating around his head when his mother said "Don't eat those, they're poisonous." Bill ate the butterfly disobeying his mother, but still surviving thinking it was actually delicious, all the animals on Earth became fearful of Bill because of this. So, one day Bill was walking and he instantly fell in love. There was a young lobster crawling on the beach, but behind it was a beautiful weasel, and behind the weasel was a giant dragonfly that ate the weasel. Being so madly in love, he decided to call on a land shark to kill this ginormous dragonfly. After the dragonfly was massacred by the land shark, the land shark ran away and there, the lobster and Bill got married. Bill later found out the lobster's name was Nadia. It was weasel hunting season now, and Bill and Nadia were in there new cabin. They had just given birth to a baby boy of an unknown species, when they heard a boom of a shotgun, Bill, knowing where the shot was coming from ran out of his cabin and died in the process, Nadia and Jr. being in complete shock ran out and got shot also.One day there was a weasel named Bill. Bill was a very curious individual. One day the butterflies were floating around his head when his mother said "Don't eat those, they're poisonous." Bill ate the butterfly disobeying his mother, but still surviving thinking it was actually delicious, all the animals on Earth became fearful of Bill because of this. So, one day Bill was walking and he instantly fell in love. There was a young lobster crawling on the beach, but behind it was a beautiful weasel, and behind the weasel was a giant dragonfly that ate the weasel. Being so madly in love, he decided to call on a land shark to kill this ginormous dragonfly. After the dragonfly was massacred by the land shark, the land shark ran away and there, the lobster and Bill got married. Bill later found out the lobster's name was Nadia. It was weasel hunting season now, and Bill and Nadia were in there new cabin. They had just given birth to a baby boy of an unknown species, when they heard a boom of a shotgun, Bill, knowing where the shot was coming from ran out of his cabin and died in the process, Nadia and Jr. being in complete shock ran out and got shot also.-Wow

Things that rhyme with crying:

•dying

•lying

•trying

•my chemical romance

•spying

•buying

•prying- wait what?

Dumbledore: the dark Forrest is strictly forbidden to all students. Dumbledore: except for detention. Dumbledore: where you'll be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest. Dumbledore: doesn't that make so much sense? Dumbledore: I'm so good at making rules. Dumbledore: ten points to Dumbledore.-lol

welcome to my etsy shop, here you can buy lots of my signature homemade crafts. this is a pencil that i glued googly eyes on. it’s 200 dollars-money

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