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1. Issue #1:Let It Go!

Issue #1

Heaten Frozen Parody

A Fire Starts And People Are Screaming In Song.

It Shows People Dropping The Saws They Use to cut trees and screaming in song. "Help Us The Fire Burning our buttocks!"Jack Had powers of Fire His Cousin Elsa Was Icy. But Now We talk About Jack. no one cares for Elsa Anymore She's Okay with everyone now. But Jack's Little Brother Daniel got up at the same time as Anna Did In The Start of the movie. But Instead Of a Snowman Daniel wanted Food. "The Cook is asleep and I'm hungry.Do Wanna Make Some Food My Stomach I Need A Cream Pie Or A Plate Of Waffles Can You Make Some Food?"Asks Daniel. "Sure Daniel."Jack Replies.Jack Grabs Waffles And Puts In Them On His Hand. "There we go."He Says then drops them on a plate. Daniel Goes to eat them and burns his hands. "MOMMY MOM Daddy DADDY DAD Oh My Gosh!"He Screams. His Hands burn up."Let It BURN Let It BuRN KILL EVERYONE WITH A FIRE DOG THAT HAS RABIES. let everyone BURN Dead On Fire People Bother Me Anyways I Burnt a man. He's Dead Right Now So Screw Him. he's Dead He's Dead On Fire Bodies I Don't that they're all dead!" Then he melts. LOL- Frozen Or Heaten?

Bob is bankrupt, but Billy's back. Bernie's beer is down his back,Michael's mad, and Margret's dead. Martin's taken off Martha's head,Susan's sacked, Sam's sober, Sandra's been found on Stephen's sofa,Natasha's been nicked and Nathan can't cook. Everyone's blown up by a nuke!-KaBoom

That awkward moment when you don't know whether to hug someone or not so you just pat them on the back.-Awkward

12. A: “How’re you?” B: “Doing well! How about you?” A: “Good, thanks. You?”-More Awkward

That awkward Moment when you don't know how to answer someones question but you already clicked the "Answer Question" button.-So So Awkward

Theme song singer :Clips For Clips For Kids. The Clips For KIDS!!!! Today Dumb ways to dieBob: hey kids what should you not do?Kids: DIE!Bob: NOW kids NEVER do these.(Dumb ways To die vid starts)Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bearEat medicine that's out of Date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms

They not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die

die die die die die die die

(Video ends)

Bob: was that fun?

Kids: NO!

Bob :Why

Kids: Bloody!

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