The Book Of Random

Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!'

This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more!

WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE!
Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.

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6. To Do List

1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.

4. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.

7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."

10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.

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