Stuck In Ikea With One Direction?!?!?!?

Katie and Kat have been together since they were little baby chinlins inside of there mothers tummy. Yes they are sisters. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!? So,they decided to go to Ikea for who knows what. Arriving there, they went to where the rooms were and laid in one of the beds from the loooong drive. They fell asleep and woke up to a dark Ikea. They cursed their cousin for not waking them and ventured out into the darkness. They heard noises so they yelled at the noise and they came out. Katie and Kat have found themselves stuck in Ikea with... One Direction?!?!?!?

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3. Sex on the beach

Sitting in a circle, all tired looking and shit, we tried figuring out ideas on what to do.

Zayn suggested we all sleep. I agreed, but everyone else protested. Screw them.

Louis said we all play truth or dare.

Niall and Kat chanted food.

Harry was just sitting there drifting off.

And last, Liam was trying to calm Kat and Niall down.

I dangled a pair of keys around my finger that I've found in my pocket. I don't remember what they were for, but they do seem pretty important.

Kat stared at me with squinted eyes. She looked back and forth between me and the set of keys in my hand. A look of realization dawned across her face.

"YOU HAVE RICKY'S KEYS TO THE BACK!" she yelled, pointing a finger at me.

"I do?" she nodded. "Yes you do."

My eyes widened and I stared at the keys. The boys were confused as to what was going on but right now, I don't really give a crap. I grabbed Kat and tugged her with me trying to find the way to the back.

"Where are you guys going?" Liam asks.

"Oh, well you see, we are going to find the back where our cousin keeps most of the helpful stuff." I explain. Liam nodded and went back to go and watch the boys.

~~

It's been hours and we still haven't found the damn place. I'm pretty sure we went in a circle because we passed the same exact bed at least 50 times already.

 I thought about saying something, but it's funny watching Kat get angry from seeing the same exact bed. On second thought...

"For the love of fucking Oreos Kat! We've been going in circles for at least 3 hours now!" I smacked the back of her head. "Oh. Heh, I knew that." I rolled my eyes and pulled her the other direction that we haven't went to yet.

~~

Crawling, we found the back and praised the Oreo queen we did. It took us at least, 7 hours to get here. One, we got lost. Two, for 3 hours we went in a direct circle. Three, we kept on getting calls from Kellin who was saying stuff about the snow storm.

Grabbing the keys, I unlocked the door to the back and nearly fainted from the picture I saw.

"Hey kitty let's ge-" Kat stopped in her tracks and screamed at what she saw.

"THE FUCK?!" the picture was a guy and girl... on the beach... having sex. And I have to say, that is the most disturbing thing I have ever saw in my life. Our cousin must've been on crack or something to get a picture like that. I am forever scarred for life.

 

Kat's P.O.V

I have no idea what is wrong with our cousin, but I'm pretty sure he was high when he got that. Or we can go with the "he's always been a retarted person" phrase. Yeah, I like that one better. He's always been... normal. Not normal as in weird normal, but normal as in normal. Gosh what are we going to do with him?

Pulling Kitty with me, I walked over to the fridge and looked at what he kept in here.

So far there was:

Soda

T.V dinner

Some bread

Mac and Cheese

Apples

Milk

Mango juice

And that's about it. We found a huge bag and dumped the sodas, T.V dinners, bread, mac and cheese, and the apples in and took off.

 

 Kitty's P.O.V

"I WANT IT."

"NO I WANT IT."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" me and Harry yelled at Kat and Niall. Kat and Niall both shut up and gave us death glares. You see, they were both fighting over who would get the last apple. So they decided to yell their effing mouths off to the extent where I wanted to kill them both. And so far, they have succeeded. This is going to be a long night...

~~

Lying down on the bed, I started singing:

I got a love that keeps on fighting

It keeps on

I got a heart that keeps on trying

It keeps on

We got this planet it keeps evolving

It keeps on

Even when our hope is broken

We keep on

 

Keep on

There's so much for us to prove

So keep on

There's so much for us to do

Cause we could start revolution

You make

So start revolution

Just and me

 

Start revolution

People

Start revolution

 

I got a love that keeps on fighting

It keeps on

I got a heart that keeps on trying

It keeps on

People tell me what you gonna do

So keep on

Show me what you gonna choose

Cause we could start revolution

You make

Lets say we start revolution

Just you and me

 

Start revolution

Just you and me

Start revolution

People

Start revolution

Sighing, I turned to my side and drifted off into my dreams.

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