"Hey you! Get out of there right now! Don't you dare take off your pants!" I cautioned a little girl in the slides.
She just chuckled and laid one right in the slide. Kids are so annoying!
"Who brought you here!" I asked the little girl.
She pointed at a mans whos' back was facing toward us.
"Lets go," I said grabbing her hand.
I walked over to the man and tapped him in the shoulder.
"Is this child yours?"
"Then I suppose you can take these napkins." I handed him a pile of napkins."And this spray." I handed him a Clorox spray. "And make your self at home."
He looked at me for a brief moment to see if i was joking and walked over to the poop. I watched as he struggled scooping the poop in the garbage and laughed before i walked over to help.
"What's so funny?" He asked.
"Your new at this huh?"
"I guess you don't know who I am."
"I guess I don't"
"Well I am Nial Horan and I'm part of One Direction.And I don't take crap from anyone" He spat
How cocky. I don't like this guy already.
"I guess you don't know who I am." I mimicked
"I guess I don't" He copied
"Well I am Ariana Grande and I'm part of the McDonalds staff.And I don't clean anyone's crap"I spat back.
"Well isn't that what your paid to do?"
"You take that back!" I glared.
"Oh..But I won't."
That's when I couldn't help myself and threw a Big Mac at his leather jacket.
"Hey, I just got this washed!" He declared.
"Oh I'm sorry. Should I take that back to the dry cleaner and reschedule you manepede while I'm at it?" I chuckled.
He threw a McChicken right at my face.
"My eye! My eye!" I hollered.
"Oh my. I'm so sor-" Once he leaned in close i spilled a bottle of Sprite on his head.
"Oh my I'm sorry!" I chuckled.
After our little fuss we went to the family restroom to wash off. After what seemed like hours of akward silents the man-I mean- boy actually said something.
"I'm sorry mate.That was really childish of me,"
"Ya don't say mate." I said trying to copy his British accent.
"We need to work on that. What about at my house tonight? I'm having a party."
"That could maybe be arranged." I winked.
"Whats your number."
I gave him my number and watched him walk out with a child who said her name was Lux. Then my phone vibrated.
British Dude:I already Mss u! </3
I couldn't help but turn beat red. It's only been a minute, I laughed to myself.
"No phones during work hour." The manger yelled.
I quickly texted back
Me:I have that kind of vibe on people. ;)