28. Ways to say no if a boy wants to take you on a date.
1. Say that you're washing your hair.
2. Punch him in the face.
3. Say that you really don't want to go.
4. List some random diseases and say you have all of them.
5. Tell him that you already have a boyfriend.
6. Threaten him with a knife. (I'm not sure if this one will work or get you thrown in jail.)
7. Say your friends dad is a policeman and he will come arrest him.
8. Tilt your head to the side, look him square in the eye, and say 'Mateeee. I like girrrrls.'
9. Say yes, and ask him to just wait a second while you get your taser and pepper spray.
10. Say yes, but say you'll have to tell your father not to shoot him first.