16. Things that parents say and what they ACTUALLY mean.
What They Say What They Mean
1. I'll think about it = I'm never going to let you have that. Deal with it.
2. I'm sorry darling = I don't see what all this fuss is about!
3. Tidy up your room! = I can't see the floor in your bedroom.
4. Please have a shower = Get out of the room, I can't breath.
5. Yes, of course you can go to the disco = Yes you can go, but I'm coming to.
If you have any more I'll put them up