2. The Moon
Questions&Comments I would ask the moon:
1. Did you know I thought that you were made of cheese
2. Why do you have so many craters in you?
3. So, if I went to the moon without a helmet I would blow up?
4. WHY ARE YOU CALLED THE MOON?!?!?!?
5. Are you dating Venus?
6. What's your favorite planet?
And this is how I imagine the moon would answer:
1. Yes, I get that from crazy children a lot.
2. Because satellites keep crashing into me.
3. I believe so.
4. The unicorns who lived on the magical rainbow gave me that name.