You feel guilty?
Did you say no to a date?
Did you tell a little white lie in order to not go to a party?
It feels bad, right?
But there is a solution.
Just follow these simple steps, and your guilt will go like... like a go-ey thing!
-One Direction's livers
-Livers in general
-You can never have enough liver
-Now some gin
-Now some gin to actually add to the potion
-A shaving off the Eiffel Tower
-A shaving off the inside of a balloon
1.) Wait until a full moon
2.) Gather your ingredients
3.) Set out a large, iron pot. The more nefarious looking, the better.
4.) Mush all your ingredients together.
5.) Put the mush into an icing bag made from silver
6.) Get your closest male relative to strip naked and squeeze the mush into the pot
7.) Add the rest of the gin
8.) Stir it
9.) Gather some of it in a pot
10.) Leave it to ferment for 10 days
I am positive that if you follow these steps, you need never feel guilty again. In fact, you will never feel anything again. Because you will be dead.
So really, this can cure anything!