1. Ya Feel Me?
"Hey, I love One Direction, ya feel me?" No, bitch, I do not feel you. And I'd rather not.
Do I look like the type of person who'd be caught dead feeling you?!
I know it's a metaphor, but it just sounds wrong. I do not, in any way shape or form, want to feel you. You can try saying something like this:
"Hey, I love One Direction, you agree with me?" And we could carry on our conversation like normal people.
"Yes, I agree with you. Thanks for not sounding like a pervert and asking me to feel you!"