5. Best Friends
"You know Perrie I never thought that I'd never be able to meet you!" I laughed. "But here I am standing right in front of you, and talking too much." she giggled.
"Here have a drink." Emily said handing me a cup. I took the cup and chugged it down, the taste of alcohol burned my throat.
"Hello sexy." someone said and grabbed my ass.
"And who the fuck do you think you are?" I fired at him.
"I think I'm Zayn fucking Malik!" he insulted. "Why, who the fuck do I look like?"
"Ugh, you're from that gay ass band too!" I sighed.
"Excuse me, but none of us are gay." he laughed and I walked towards Perrie.
"Hey you wanna dance?" I asked. "Yeah." she smiled so I went up to the DJ.
"Can you play 'Selfie' By: The ChainSmokers?" I asked.
"Sure." he replied and played the song
When Jason was at the table,
I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl.
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night, last night
and I don't know if it's a booty call or not.
So... like what do you think?
Did you think that girl was pretty?
How did that girl even get in here?
Do you see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky.
Who wears Cheetah?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE.
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan.
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever.
How about "Living" with my bitches, hash tag 'LIVE'
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down?
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE.
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie?
What a creep.
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on.
That's so ratchet.
That girl is such a fake model.
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers.
Who goes out on Mondays?
OK, let's go take some shots.
Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine.
Let's go dance.
There's no vodka at this table.
Do you know anyone else here?
Oh my god, Jason just texted me.
Should I go home with him?
I guess I took a good selfie,
Selfie [on repeat]
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE.
"That was so much fun" I laughed.
"True!" Perrie smiled. "You wanna be my best friend?"
OMG Perrie Edwards just asked me to be her best friend what's next is 5SOS gonna come in and take me away aww I wish.