"Niall!! NIALL COME HERE!" Liv shouts from the other side of the pub.
After graduating the boys decided we should go out and celebrate, now that it's happened, I’m starting to think it wasn't such a good idea. Liv is drunk off her face, and Liv being drunk is a huge overload. She is extremely confident and honest so basically she will say what needs to be said. It also doesn't help that Niall is pissed off of his face as well. But I must admit it quite funny. Everyone is a bit tipsy but not me! I’m pregnant and water is my friend for the night.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT SUGAR FACE?" Niall shouts walking over to Liv who is sitting down on a stall next to the bar.
"Have I ever told you how perfect your face is?" she says placing both hands on either side of Niall’s face.
"Well no you haven't so I think you should tell me!" Niall says tapping her nose.
"OMG NIALL DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY NOSE? HOW DARE YOU MY NOSE IS MINE!" Liv says shocked pulling her hands away from his face.
It was so entertaining watching two drunk people talking.
"WHAT I SWEAR I DIDNT! I WOULD NEVER TOUCH YOUR NOSE!" Niall says standing back holding his hands in the air innocently.
"NO OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!" Liv says pushing Niall out the way.
"Noo! Olivia please, I thought we were nose buddies!" Niall shouts dropping to the floor crying.
"Niall what's wrong?" Louis kneels down next to him.
"My girlfriend just broke up with me?" he says looking up to Louis.
"Why? wait who is your girlfriend?" Louis asks surprised.
"You know the brunette? Ahh I don't know her name!" Niall says crossing his arms angrily.
"Umm Niall I think you need to go home buddy!" Louis says helping Niall get up.
"What did you just say to me? Louis this is my home, this is we're I belong!" Niall says holding his hand up to his heart becoming emotional.
"Okay, okay just take it easy!" Louis says laughing at Niall.
"Now let's party!" Niall shouts running onto the dance before beginning to dance with two girls.
I look around the pub to find Liv to make sure she is alright and I was shocked when I saw her in sight. She licked salt off of random guy’s abs, who was laying on the bench then took a shot and then sucked on a lemon which was inside that guys mouth! I ran up to her and pulled her away.
"Harry your girlfriend is going crazy!" I shout and Harry immediately comes running over.
Liv takes the lemon out if her mouth and kisses the boys abs.
"Hey!" Harry says grabbing Liv.
"Omg Harry when did you get here you sexy boy?" Liv says draping all over Harry because she could hardly hold herself up.
"What are you talking about I've been here the whole time" Harry says laughing.
"Wait what? Don't lie to me baby because I'm watching you!" She says pointing to fingers towards his eyes and then back at hers causing me and Harry to laugh.
"SO WHO’S UP NEXT FOR KARAOKE?" The DJ says holding the microphone.
"ME! ME! ME!" Liv says pushing everyone out of the way and trying her hardest to run to the stage.
"Wow wow take it easy Liv, I don't think you should do this!" I say walking besides her trying to convince her out of it.
"Pfft! Are you kidding me I'll be fine" Liv says nearly slipping.
Before Liv steps on stage Harry quickly yanks her dress down so her ass wasn't showing.
"Well hello there pretty lady! What is your name?" The DJ asks Liv holding the microphone to her mouth.
"My name is Olivia Parker!" She says proud and loud throwing her hands up in the air and everybody cheers.
"That's right peoples go add me in Facebook or follow me or twitter!" She says taking the microphone from the DJ.
This will not possibly end well!
"So what do you want to sing tonight?" The DJ asks walking back to his DJ set.
"Umm Superbass by Nicki Ninaj!" She says and shortly after the music starts playing.
"Record this record this!" I say hitting Harry.
This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooling system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might got a deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a motherfucking trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe
I said, excuse me, you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up" she raps perfectly with no mistakes and everyone cheers clapping.
She actually has a really good voice! It didn't even sound that bad which I think surprised everyone! Just as she was about to begin singing the chorus she looks out into the crowd and spots something that makes her stop in her tracks and drop her mouth in shock..
"OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS PERRIE EDWARDS!" Liv shouts before dropping the microphone and sprinting off stage running up to Perrie who was standing next to Zayn with a now confused expression.
She practically jumps on giving her the biggest hug.
"Hey Liv, how are you?" Perrie says laughing along with me, Zayn and Harry at her pervious reaction.
"Oh my god you know my name!" Liv says shocked.
"PERRIE EDWARDS KNOWNS MY NAME! SARAH! PERRIE EDWARDS KNOWS MY NAME" She shouts to me even though I was standing a few meters away from where she was now dancing excitingly causing everyone to laugh.
"Yeah hunny I'm Zayn’s girlfriend!" Perrie says while putting her arm around Liv’s shoulder.
“Oh my gosh yes! Zayn told me!" Liv says understanding while giving a nod.
“We'll it's so good to finally meet you!" Liv says hugging Perrie again but this time not letting go.
"Come on Liv, you will have plenty of time to hug her tomorrow!" Harry says slowly pulling Liv away from Perrie.
"Tomorrow?" Liv asks confused.
"Yeah she is sleeping over" Harry says supporting Liv by holding one arm around her shoulders and one holding her waist.
"Wait so your saying I get to have a sleepover with Perrie Edwards, the Perrie Edwards?" Liv says starting to freak out.
"Yes! I guess you could say that" Harry says laughing at her reactions to Perrie,
"I think you need some water!" Harry says while walking liv over to the bar and letting go of her waist and leaning her on the stool. I decide to let him deal with her, he seemed to be doing a pretty good job and I have had to do this multiple times! She is now no longer my business Harry can have her!!
"Could I please have two waters thanks" Harry says to the bartender as he gives nod and grabs some glasses off the sink in front of him.
"Make that two tequilas!" Liv whispers loudly to the bartender making the bartender laugh.
The bartender brings back two glasses of water placing them in front of Liv.
"This isn't tequila!" Liv says pushing the water away.
"No you have had enough alcohol tonight" Harry says sliding the water back infront of her and picking up the straw and bringing it to her mouth.
"You're no fun!" She says dropping her bottom lip.
“I let you practically let you lick some guys abs, while I watched!" Harry says pointing to the same guy.
"Pffttt that was nothing" Liv says as her eyes start to slowly close.
"No! No! No sleeping yet, wait till we get home!" Harry says holding up lives head.
“Bit Lwiaam is sleeping!" Liv complains pointing to the corner where Liam had dozed off asleep.
"Look Niall is drawing on Liam's face" Liv points with a surprised look on her face causing Harry to turn and look before she quickly runs away from him.
"Where the hell did she go?" Harry asks me annoyed.
I simply point my finger in the direction of the dance floor.
The majority have ruled. The majority being me myself and I and I've decided that I have done enough running around for one night! I think need rest! I say to myself in my head making me laugh slightly at my thought, so I decide to go take a seat with Liam to rest my back.
Wow that was not a good idea! I should not have let her drink this much! She ran off and I found her whispering something into Louis ear before quickly hiding behind him. I walked over to him and he starts laughing.
"Do you know where Liv is?" I ask sarcastically causing Louis and El to laugh.
"Nah man, I haven't seen her!" Lou says shaking his head.
"Ahh that sucks because I had a whole block of chocolate I wanted to share with her, but if you don't know where she is then I guess I'll just have it all to myself!" I say loud so that Liv could hear.
"SURPRISE! I’m here, I’m here don’t worry!" Liv saying immediately popping up from behind Lou causing us all to laugh.
"So where my chocolate?" Liv ask holding out her hand
"What chocolate?" I ask acting dumb.
"The chocolate you said you had for both of... Wait a minute... You're a liar there is not chocolate!" Liv says crossing her arms angrily.
Lou, El and I start hysterically laughing.
"Look Liv, there's gullible written on the roof!" I say pointing up preparing to laugh again.
"Where?" She says looking up before we all once again fall in fits if laughter.
Liv walks off and goes god knows where before returning back only a few minutes later with a slightly confused look on her face. Before I can ask where she went she walks straight up to El and stands with 1cm between them.
"I don't think I've ever met you before!" Liv says bringing her hand to El's face.
"No I don't think so!" El goes along with it.
"Omg you're face is so soft! Do you moisturise it?" Liv asks seriously.
"Ahh yeah I do!" El says nodding her head trying not to laugh.
"It can't be real, it's just so smooth!" Liv says poking her cheeks.
"Can I have your skin please!" She says pulling her cheeks like how a parent would to a kid.
"Liv what are you doing?" I say walking up to her and taking her hand off of El's cheek.
"I want her skin, it's so smooth!"
She responds seriously with a straight face striking El's cheek.
"My name Olivia Parker you should follow me on twitter!" Liv says nodding with a huge smile on her face.
"Sure! We can be skin buddies!" El says high fiving Liv.
"Omg Yessss!!" Liv says jumping up and down excited.
"Hey guys I think we should head home now” Zayn says while walking up to us holding hands with Perrie.
"Yes great idea, let's get out of here"
"Oh Romeo!" Liv says stroking my face as I help her out of her dress and place one of my t-shirts over her.
"You need sleep!" I say placing her in bed and pulling the sheets over her.
“Wherefore art thou Romeo” She says as her eyes begin to get heavy.
“Sleep!” I exclaim as I laugh at her.
"I refuse to sleep unless you sleep with me!" Liv says crossing her arms.
"You're drunk!" I say walking onto my side of the bed before removing my clothes all except for my underwear and going under the covers.
"Now on the count of three, we both close our eyes!" Liv says looking over to me.
“Ahh why?" I ask confused.
“JUST DO IT!" Liv hisses at me.
"One, two, three... Sleep!" She says clicking her fingers before closing her eyes.
"Wait!" She says sitting up.
"What now?" I ask.
"Turn the light off!" She says before laying back down and looking up at the ceiling.
I go switch off the light before making my way back into the bed and pull the sheets over me.
"One, two.." Liv begins before I interrupt her.
"Do we really have to do this?" I ask.
“Shhh! One, two, three... Sleep" she says closing her eyes on sleep before slowly falling asleep.
Yep I've fallen in love with this girl and I'm not ashamed of it!
I wake up and look at the time, it's 1:00pm! I sat up in bed and I feel a bit sick, dizzy, light headed and I have a dry throat. What happened last night? I got out of bed and walked into my wardrobe to choose something to wear, I was not planning on going anywhere today so trackies seemed best fit. I tie up my hair in a messy bun and brush my teeth before wiping the smudged mascara from under my eyes. I make my way down stairs and I can hear a lot of discussing going on, but there seems to be more people than normal. Damn I regret wearing my trackies. I make my way into the kitchen where everyone is.
"Well look who decided to wake up!" Sarah says taking a sip out of her cup.
"How do you feel?" Harry says walking up to me giving me a hug good morning.
"Like a truck just rolled over me!" I say with a stroppy voice.
Harry hands me a glass of water.
"What happened last night?" I ask concerned.
Everybody looks at me and starts bursting out into laughter.
"What?" I ask worried.
"Well you and Niall decided to get a bit to drunk last night!" Zayn says sitting next to Perrie Edwards at the table. Perrie Edwards!
"Omg is that Perrie Edwards!" I ask all excited.
"Yes it is, we have already established this rememeber!" Zayn says putting his arm around her.
"Clearly not! Did I happen to meet Channing Tatum last night aswell?" I continue.
"No Olivia!" Louis says with a chuckle.
"Oh well it was worth a try!" I say finishing off my water.
After all of that I didn't even notice there were two extra girls in the room, one was Perrie and one was a brunette that seemed so familiar.
"Hi umm have me met before?" I ask the brunette taking a seat on Harry's lap. He seemed to have a surprised look on his face.
"Yes we met last night actually! We are skin buddies!" She says as she begins to laugh.
"Skin buddies?" I ask confused.
"Well yeah, you came up to me really close and started stroking and poking my face and then you started talking about how smooth my skin was and at one point you were trying to swap our skin, so after that we decided we would become skin buddies!" The brunette says causing everyone to laugh.
"El!, I remember you!! I'm so sorry we had to meet like that!" I say laughing.
"No worries! It was something I will always remember!" El says laughing.
"So is there anything else I got up to last night?" I ask generally.
They all look at me again and start laughing.
"Ohh what now?" I ask.
"Harry show her the video!" Sarah says laughing and pointing to his phone.
"Noo I don't think she would want to see it!" Harry says putting the phone in his pocket.
"Come on show her!" Sarah says.
"Yeah just show her" Liam says agreeing with Sarah.
"Yeah show me!" I say holding out my hand for Harry to hand me the phone.
He unlocks the phone and goes into his videos and clicks the latest one, enjoy he says handing me the phone as I click play.
As I play the video my facial expressions must if looked hilarious. I was up on stage rapping to Nicki Minaj in a short tiny dress!
“OH MY GOD!” I gasp as I watch the video in horror
"How could you let me do that!" I ask Sarah with a little laugh.
"Well me and Harry did try to convince you out of it but, you know how you’re like, even more stubborn then normal when drunk so…" Sarah says and laughs feel the room.
"Ha ha very funny! And what was I wearing Actualy WHY was I wearing it!” I say looking back at the phone.
"That's what you wanted to wear except it wasn't showing half of your boobs and ass when we go there" Sarah continues and laughter fills the room again.
"So where is Niall?" I ask looking around and noticing that Niall was nowhere to be seen.
"He's asleep!" Louis says pointing upstairs.
"Ahhh I think I'm going to go join him!" I say yawning and getting up off of Harry lap.
"What?!" Harry asks
“Calm down, I'm not going to sleep with Niall I am just going to sleep!" I say turning around and giving Harry a kiss on the cheek.
"Goodnight everyone!" I say before leaving the room.
“More like good afternoon!" Louis says and everyone laughs.
"Shut up!" I say with a chuckle before making my way upstairs and getting back into bed.