My sister KNOWS I hate them! Any who I pulled on my 1D uggs oh and would you look at that I'm fucking Harry backstage huh didn't see that coming -_-
"Age is just a number."
As far as the fandom's concerned you're still a fucking pedo!
"I'm poor, I live in an apartment on my own in Central London..."
Bitch the reason you're poor is cos you go to Starbucks five times a day and the reason you have no fucking sofa is because you have two iPhone stinking 5S's!
"Harry growled and grabbed me close..."
Da fuck I didn't know Harry was a dog?!
"I swallowed my moans..."
Good for you because moans are healthy and full of vitamins.
'Mop of curls.'
*goes to Le shop*
OH MY FUCKING GAWD HARREH, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING IN THE BROOM CUPBOARD?!
*NEWS FLASH* ALL RESTAURANTS ARE GONE EXCEPT FOR NANDOS I REPEAT ALL RESTAURANTS ARE DEAD EXCEPT FROM NANDOS!
Only read if you're 18+
The author is fucking 12 -_-
"I gripped his curls..."
I get bullied by the most popular guy in school who wants my virginity.
Ok? Someone call social services.
That awkward moment when they use dollars the U.K...
They use pounds
This story begins in England. I moved to England from America last year...
What the fuck happened to japan or New Zealand did they like fall off the map or something?!
"I killed your dad..."
"It's fine Harry just don't do it again..."
I am concealing the urge to slap the shit outta the author right now.
You're reading an AMAZING book and some shit like
"Their tongues battled like al quieda and the Americans fighting over the same land."
And you're just like DA FUCK BITCH?!
"He asked for entrance..."
Gurl this ain't no fucking Disneyland
"He shot me a toothless grin."
Ok two possibilities here:
-he's a damn ass old dude in Louis Tomlinson's body
- or he really needs to see a frigging dentist about it.
That awkward moment when you realise that Mother Nature must love these girls cos she kinda skips over them for a million years.
"We ate Nando's and Nialler ordered the whole menu and then seconds!"
Oh listen to that laughter. Exactly. No. Just no.
"He bent down to kiss me."
What you a goddamn midget or is Harreh being that fucking pedo again?!
"He took off his shirt, read a very long Shakespeare extract, painted my portrait, brought Da Vinci back to life and redesigned my whole wardrobe without breaking the kiss..."
You hear that?! That's the sound of me laughing like a psychopath whilst driving a bulldozer over the authors head. Oops sorry didn't see you there -_-
Thanks for reading this guys!!!
Love u all