*authors wall covered in 1D photos*
'I love one direction'
Nah shit Einstein, thought you liked the wanted.
'Vomment on what you think!'
Vomment?! That sounds like some sorta gross way to die.
That moment when the author tells you their life story in authors notes and I'm like *slams face into desk and shoots face*
Me: go fuck yourself... Please don't cause us anymore pain...
When the author says LOL every second line.
Me: leave now. Go. Goodbye. You're not six... Well knowing the way of the world you probably are as well as reading 50 shades of grey and watching Larry videos.
When they say there's mature content and all it is is 'they kissed' and they put "PLEASE DONT REPORT ME!" in brackets. I'm just like BITCH PLEASE IVE WATCHED ALL THE LARRY SHIT THATS NOT SMUT THATS PUSSY WORK!
That time when you've read the most god awful fanfic and they're like 'wow that was amazing!!! So glad you guys liked it!!!'
I didn't... Read between the lines bitch!
When the author suddenly adds some shit like 'god my room smells of crap' in the middle of an authors note and you're just like WAHT DA FUCK?!
When they go into some crap about your fandom and how they know everything about the boys and then they put 'Lewis' and 'Nail'.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE BEFORE THE FANDOM FINDS YOUUUUUU!
Yeah it's all pink shit but fuck it you love so I'm safe!
Love you all forever!
Bye for now!