Yup, I'm doing one on FAMILY ISSUES!
This is because @nialls_potatos reminded me of one so I thought I'd continue it in an update.
Read on my sexy mofos!
'I'm in love with my step brother...'
HOLY MOTHER OF MARY SAY FUCKING WHAT???
That's dead wrong, even Liam/ Harry Jesus dude from you & I thinks that's wrong. LEAVE PLEASE OR MAKE YOUR PARENTS HAVE A DIVORCE SO ITS VAGUELY LEGAL AGGGGGG!
(Louis is her cousin) 'my cousin fucked me...' I confessed to Liam, Louis best mate.
*spits out food* aggggg... Aggggggggggfg. Aggggxnwpoehrbdlspwievbbdslpwevbdlspwgebjdks THATS WRONG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AGGGGGGGGGHGH NOOOOOOOOOO MUTATED TOMMO BABIES WILL BE WALKING ROUND NOW AHHHHJHHJISPPWGVDBKSLQPWGEDBDLSPPQDBSOWPGSB
'My mum slapped me hard across my face (wait for it) and blood poured from my cheek like Niagara Falls.'
WOAH HOLD THE FUCKING PHONES! How hard did she slap you??? Is she the hulk or something cos if your face is bleeding that much then she must be some mutated female WWE wrestler or something!
'Zayn slammed his lips into mine'
He's your brother, that's nasty! Hmmmm I'm starting to see why, let's read the previous line shall we *waves hands in spazzy manor to convey a flashback* ooooooooooh
'I used to lap dance for Zayn, naked chiefly'
And there we have it. *slams face into wall and holds gun to head* I GIVE UP!
'My mum said I had to do WHATEVER my brother Harry said...'
*ends up sleeping with him and getting pregnant*
Ok that's wrong on so many levels I'm gonna throw up. Seriously WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. That baby is gonna be so mutated it's gonna be more like gollumn than a baby.
Hey yeah sorry it's dead short, MEGA WRITERS BLOCK UGH!!!
I won't be updating in a while so DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!!!
Love all you sexy mofos for reading my updates!