Michael and I hang in the rafters of the hotel building was in. Right above where the bride will stand.
We made it right on time. We watch all of the boys walk down the aisle. (Expect for Louis he rolled down the aisle.)
Finally the bride came down the aisle. She floated down the aisle like a pageant queen.
Damn it!! Why does she have to be so mother fucking pretty!! She's so much prettier than me and we're related! It's just not fair.
Then I here the priest, "speak now or forever hold your peace."
Michael and I got ready tipping the bucket we had been carrying over the side of the rafter.
"Whoops!" I whisper to Michael trying to hold in laughter as Laura screamed. She was cover in my special little mixture called sorry surprise.
"Who the hell did that?!" She screamed.
Michael and I laugh as I get ready for stage two. I set the voice changer and spoke into the microphone, "I did. Cancel this wedding or you all shall pay the price!"
The guests all left, but Laura stood firm, "no! I won't cancel this wedding! I want his money!"
The boys all gasped. Michael and I smirked. I turned off the voice changer and spoke, "Payback."
She screams up at us. "MANDY MADELINE MATTHEWS WHEN I FIND YOU I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THIS! I WILL GET YOU YET BITCH!!!"
Michael and I burst out laughing, "you could catch me if I was going in slow motion!" I say.
All of a sudden there was a flash. And that's when everything went to hell.
One minute there was everything and the next there was nothing.
NOTHING AT ALL.