The Life of A Unicorn

Random short stories... ^.^

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2. School

~Donut ^.^

In school, you HAVE TO REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR IDENTITY OF A UNICORN HIDDEN. Unless it's too late. I hate that in school you can't really act like a unicorn or donut or whatever you are.

YOU CANT EVEN FUCKING DRAW DICKS BUT the people who judge you for drawing penisis (or however you spell it xD) they gonna sit there and draw dicks like the fuck are you serious?

The other thing is that people never really let you be who you are. Well, it's not they don't let you, but I have a reputation to keep so ya.

ohmyfreak~ there;'s a girl in my science class who seriously sits there and picks her boogies like (we're in grade 7) gurl please pick yo boogers at home when no one gonna see. The worst part is that she holds her boogie on her finger and stares at it, then licks it and eats it.

Man I really wanna puke.

Another bad thing about school is that HERE AND THERE YOU HERE GIRLS CRYING THAT THEIR PLAYER OF A BOYFRIEND CHEATED.

Like girl i know you loved him and all but if you already knew he was a cheater WHY DID YOU DATE HIM. YOU PUT THIS UPON YOURSELF, BITCH.

Condoms. Yes, condoms. There was one day where a nasty fucker gonna put a used condom on a water fountain. Bitch please just put it in the trash like it's not that difficult. Or put it back on your dick like we dont need no more children and pregnant teens K BYE.

Sex. Motherfuckers be talking about sex the whole entire day and when a fucking teacher mentions sex (as in gender) or in health class when they talk about sex they gonna sit there like "EEEWWW OH MY GAHD THATS NASTY SHIT RIGHT THERE" or they just sit there and laugh like -.- make up yhur mind do you like sex or naw.

ok well that's all for this chapter.

 

 

JOIN ME NEXT TIME WHERE WE'LL TALK ABOUT PERIODS, PADS AND MAKEUP.

 

K BYE.

 

~Donut.

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