The next day was my day off so I did what any normal person would do on a normal Sunday morning. Three words. I slept in. Until my new best friend Chloe, decided to ruin it.
"I'm. Too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy fo-" I cut of the annoying ringtone by answering the phone, annoyed.
"What do you want?!" I grumpily asked.
"Good noon to you too." She scoffed and I could picture her rolling her bright blue eyes.
"Just get straight to the point!" I groaned.
"Fine. Alright, alright. I was planning on taking y-"
"F*ck off!" I plopped back down on my bed, cutting her off. I surely wasn't in the mood in going ANYWHERE.
"Wow. Thanks for letting me finish the freaking sentence!" She sarcastically remarked. "Anyway, I was planning on taking you shopping then we could go get a coffee in Starbucks, yeah?" She asked, back to her cheery voice.
"No." I quickly answered and closed my eyes.
"Too late! I'm already here." She said and just in time, the doorbell rang.
I stood up and slowly walked to the door while rubbing my eyes to remove the sleep. I opened it and whoopie! (notice the sarcasm) found a grinning Chloe in denim shorts and a pink, glittery tank top that said 'FabuLouis' in cursive. I groaned and walked away leaving the door open.
"Wow, thanks for letting me in." She rolled her eyes. Here comes the sarcasm.
"You're welcome." I grumbled.
"Oh come on! I planned the whole day out." She whined.
"Yeah well here's two things. One, I don't remember agreeing to all this." I flapped my arms around, trying to indicate the shopping thing. "And two, I don't remember telling you where I live." I finished and raised my eyebrow.
"Oh, I got it from Nancy. It's easy to get information when your cousins with the manager." She shrugged as if it was nothing. I groaned again.
I wish my life was as easy as hers.
"Fine." I muttered, irritated. Lets just get this over with. She clapped and cheered like a retarded seal.
I just shook my head and stood up to shower, leaving her there. I laughed as I heard her voice behind me. "Wait, where are you going?"
"Shower." I simply answered.
"Ohh... Ok. Hurry cause I heard there's a sale at Zara and boy do I wanna get my hands on those babies!" She shrieked.
"Mhmm." I hummed as I started stripping off for the shower.
Boy, I was sure this was gonna be a long day...