5. April 8, 2014
Sorry I didn't write yesterday. I was throwing up. I have the stomach flu. But Taylor said I pick the best day to miss school. Apparently the bird assembly was awful. It ruined the entire day. I want a red Popsicle. But nooo, we have none at my house. I have to wait until my mom comes home. You know I've been sick for two days and only two of my friends called to ask if I'm alright. I have like seven best friends. I guess I can tell who cares about me and who doesn't. But that's okay cause my other friend Alison would be to busy collecting my work that I missed to call me to see if I'm alright. I love her she's awesome. So I think it was three days ago I said I found out my best friend is gay right? Well I found out that he is bisexual. I'm not sure what that means but he likes guys and dates bitches. That are fucking ugly. I mean he dated this bastard that tried to kill me and his best friend. Like What the fuck dude? And my Spanish teacher has turned even more stupid. I didn't even think that is possible. But apparently on the flied trip we go on on Friday she won't let anybody come that is wearing ripped jeans or anything with a logo on it. Like what the hell do we wear then? No Aeropostale or Hollister. We might as well go naked. So what my friends and I decided to do is buy a white teacher and write in fabric maker A LOGO in big capital letters and wear it on Friday. Our excuse will be "oh we thought you said wear something with a logo on it" haha jokes on that shitface. That's our new word for bitch. It's gender neutral and there's not possible relation to being pretty. If anything pretty ugly. Well I gotta fly.
See ya bitchessssssss (see since you are all pretty)